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Contributing Humorist, 3rd Class @POPULARSPEED I'm not laughing at you, but everybody else is.

Twin Peaks
Joined June 2009
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I can confirm: when you’re sitting on your front porch and your dog starts barking and you look up and see a black bear in your driveway, that’s a super freaky thing.
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Are we calling one song a concert now?
Phoenix Raceway announces its pre-race concert for next week's race: Billy Ray Cyrus.
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NASCAR‘s ability to remain dumb as f*ck is truly staggering.
NASCAR All-Star format: -350 laps; 75-75-200 -No "open" race; all cars start -Invert top-26 after first segment -Driver's combined finish first two segments sets order for final segment of 26 drivers: 2025-26 race winners, past champs, best combined segment finishers, fan vote
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$10,000 and they still give you a f*ckin hotdog.
Food offerings for the $10,000 "1948" club from NASCAR included duck-fat pretzel bites, wagyu beef hot dog sliders and bourbon-braised short ribs. ➡️ Spirits included Pappy Van Winkle, Grey Goose, Hendrick’s Gin, Casamigos Blanco, Woodford Reserve and Johnnie Walker black label.
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The fallout is he’s a douche.
NEWS: NASCAR commissioner Steve Phelps has resigned in the wake of the fallout from last month's antitrust lawsuit.
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What a tragedy. RIP all
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I love disrupters. And NASCAR actually needs a big disruption.
I believe it was “how dare them for trying to come in and change the sport. 23XI hasn’t been around long enough and FRM wasn’t good enough”. Also how about “ I dont know what their problem is, 13 other teams signed it”. Just to name a few examples.
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Start another series or die.
Steve Phelps says that he believes the Next Gen car has been successful for @NASCAR so far because: "The racing is just better, so it has accomplished what I hoped it would accomplish."
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No matter the outcome of the lawsuit NASCAR will still have a boring car and races and a season that are too long. It needs radical change.
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Wow. It’s already a sh*t show.
Judge seemed perturbed that both sides’ proposed visual presentations for opening statements included inadmissible evidence or arguments so he banned all visuals and exhibits from opening statements.
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My wife disparaged Planes Trains & Automobiles by comparing it to Christmas Vacation. This is grounds for divorce, right?
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So they granted him a waiver because they suspended him? I like this version of NASCAR, it’s more ridiculous than the Brian France version.
NEWS: NASCAR has granted @_AustinHill a waiver to remain eligible for the 2025 #NASCARPlayoffs.

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I was at that Coldplay concert. With my wife. Guess I missed the memo that it was bring your mistress night.
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Had the use of a Cybertruck for a couple days. It definitely wanted to find the apex of turns, and once got in the oncoming lane even while the right turn signal was on. 0-60 was a blast. FSD was amazing, but it ain’t perfect yet.
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Looking like WW3 more and more everyday. Probably because of something Carson Hocevar said.
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Now accepting nominations for best driver in the world. Or in this race.
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Maybe somebody else should’ve done the double.
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Maybe it’s just me but I’m not getting much out of the Earnhardt doc so far.
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[greatest driver in the world tweet]
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I’d call in before you go to work tomorrow. Roger Penske may have fired you.
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