@Cjdeck1

welcome to my twitter page. i hope you enjoy your stay. he/him

 At the Disco.Panicking. Dallas
Joined July 2011
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I am sorry if I got ragebaited and you all witnessed an incredibly meaningless argument on twitter dot com. It will happen again.
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Breaking: Bolsonaro hospitalized after election defeat in Brazil elections. Doctors insist nothing is wrong
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😂🔫 i love football
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Nobody tells you this, but once you vote there’s nothing stopping you from just getting back in line to vote again.
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Getting told the car in front of me in the Starbucks drive thru is trying to start one of those “pay it forward” trends and I see a full family of 4 in the car behind me
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Acting like Monday morning at 10:00 AM isn’t a time where the only voters are old retired Republicans is insane cope
Latinx Adjacent Doctor PhD
@TonerousHyusOct 19
The Dallas county courthouse building is doing 35 votes an *hour*. Get that 9 figure check ready for Jasmine or something cause this is nuts.
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I’d say he’s lost the plot, but at this point we’ve made it to a 3rd beat. This is the plot now.
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christopher retweeted
christopher@Cjdeck1Oct 18
If Bigfoot isn’t real then whose big honkin toes did I suck on in the woods?
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 18
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
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If Bigfoot isn’t real then whose big honkin toes did I suck on in the woods?
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 18
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
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people don't retweet anymore, they just steal your shit
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Just got updated flu and covid shots and my 5g cell signal jumped up 2 bars??
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FOSTER! NOOOO!
Kristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 17
Happy Opener, South Dakota! Foster and I wish you good luck in the field! Pheasant hunting is part of who we are, and it’s a tradition worth passing on to our kids and grandkids. As Governor, I partnered with landowners to start the Second Century Initiative, helping turn marginal land into wildlife habitat so the next generation can enjoy the same hunting traditions we grew up with.
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Incredible, she’s beaten Scaramuchi’s any% press secretary speed run. Thought he’d hold that record for decades!
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 16
Katie Zacharia has been fired as White House press secretary after less than one week on the job. (nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…)
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Drunk driving would go so hard in one of these
Chief Nerd
@TheChiefNerdOct 16
The new Tesla Roadster just did a FLIP from a complete standstill! 🤯
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Dozens of the dumbest people with too much money about to wrap their brand new Teslas around trees like Paul Walker
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 16
BREAKING: Elon Musk has unveiled the Tesla Roadster by launching it off a ramp, where it flipped in midair before landing safely on the ground.
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BriBri
@BriaMo777Oct 14
What’s the most money you’ve ever found?
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Asking my coworkers to not talk about Love is Blind until I watch it so they don’t spoil it for me and then just never watching it.
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No I promise I’m watching it tomorrow and we can talk about it Friday
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Never waste a tragedy I guess. MAGA are so fucked in the brain they can’t accept a tragic accident is just an accident and need to turn it into some insane racist conspiracy theory every time.
Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswolOct 12
🚨#BREAKING: A father has just FALLED TO HIS DE@TH off of a rollercoaster at Six Flags near Atlanta GA. Witnesses say the father was riding with his child and then flew out of seat, smashed into riders behind him, and hit the rollercoaster several times before ultimately falling to the ground. One of the most horrifying stories I've ever heard. Please pray for this family, I cannot even imagine what they are going through.
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MAGA coworker walking into work today like this over some blatant misinformation campaign by Paxton cronies
Ben Smith
@semaforbenOct 12
What a crazy information environment.
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This lie has been tearing me apart for the last 7 hours and I can’t take it anymore. I never even saw Digger, I just wanted to be a part of the discourse. Please forgive me.
christopher@Cjdeck1Oct 11
Really thought there’d be more digging in that movie
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