@Claire

my 10th book out in 2026 🚀 investing, advising, parenting. pro-reading / anti-gluten. past lives @twitter @stanford @uniofoxford 🇦🇷

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THIS IS MY SAD FACE
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The New York Times
@nytimes23h
Breaking News: María Corina Machado, the Nobel laureate and leader of Venezuela’s opposition, is back home after nearly a year in exile to press for new elections. nyti.ms/3UGWiRg

María Corina Machado Returns to Venezuela

After nearly 10 months in exile, Ms. Machado, the Nobel laureate and leader of Venezuela’s opposition, returned to challenge leaders who have sidelined her and press for new elections.

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Spent a good hour trying to save this baby before she gave up the ghost. 🫠
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soafie@dumbgayappOct 22
sorry but "i only like two oceans" is an instant contender for best all-time trump line
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Trung Phan
@TrungTPhanOct 20
the correct way to make a LinkedIn post announcing that you’re leaving a job
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in my dream, @dickc was interviewing @aunder on a small plywood stage at a hilly vineyard and she announced she would be the new CEO of StumbleUpon
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I’ve been getting wrong number texts from an 83 year old woman named Judy for the past 5 years. Today things took a turn for the worst.
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Jeremy Barr
@jeremymbarrOct 16
if you're in line for the white house press sec job, STAY IN LINE
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The flight attendant, heard when boarding, “I’ll probably need a lobotomy in 2 months…Do you think our insurance covers lobotomies?”✈️😵‍💫 Jazzed about the next 20 hours on @AmericanAir!
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not Disney+ 🫠
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meghan
@deloisiveteOct 15
Yes, my husband leaves a lot of mugs upstairs, but if he brought them all down and we cleaned them, then they wouldn't all fit in the cupboard, and it's all part of a very delicately balanced dishes ecosystem
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I’m in hour 2 of pretending to work next to two seniors on a 3rd (?) date & my GOD is this life-giving! Their wide-ranging knowledge bases! Their esoteric interests! Their exotic travels! Life is long, & will carry us on its back! 🩷
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Drew Taylor@DrewTailoredOct 13
Mourning the loss of this incredible landmark. It only ever took you 5 minutes to get through security, the food options were abysmal and it had the general aura of an infrequently attended bus depot. I will miss it every day.
Greg Beacham@gregbeachamOct 12
Today is the final day of service to the greatest airport terminal there ever was. Good night, sweet prince.
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One of my fun (!) personal (!) facts (!) is I have 3 kids (12, 10 & 10) and they've had lice 20 times. No one believes this.
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The Paris Review
@parisreviewOct 8
“I write to find out what I think about something.” —Anne Carson buff.ly/GMlbtvA

Anne Carson, The Art of Poetry No. 88

“I write to find out what I think about something.”

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oh i see, he HATE hates anthropic 👀🍿
Pope Leo XIV
@PontifexOct 8
Intelligence must draw on memory. The mind must not simply compile data — as an algorithm now does more quickly than we can — but recall lived experiences, which contain depths of meaning that only the human soul can recognize, and connect more deeply with the goodness of these experiences. Everything that is good begins “with the Spirit” and thus possesses a breath, a dynamism and a sense of communion that, once experienced, are engraved upon the heart. vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…

Holy Mass for the Inauguration of the Academic Year of the Pontifical Universities (8 October 2026)

HOLY MASS FOR THE INAUGURATION OF THE ACADEMIC YEAR OF THE PONTIFICAL UNIVERSITIES HOMILY OF HIS HOLINESS POPE LEO XIV St. Peter's Basilica Thursday, 8 October 2026 [ Multimedia ] _________________...

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Geoffrey York@geoffreyyorkOct 8
Informed of her Nobel prize, Anne Carson told the committee that she was currently in Iceland "listening to the wind"
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if AI nukes us we prolly deserved it
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