The continuing adventures of a middle-aged nerd. Into FPL, F1, Aviation, Engineering, Music, James Bond and films in general.

Joined April 2020
Ferrari have put Lewis Hamilton on the worst strategy known to man Thrown an easy P3 in the bin
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When did we forget as a society that you shut the fuck up in a movie theater once the movie starts playing
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How F1 drivers travel from Malaysia to Singapore
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Happy James Bond Day, everyone! Amazon gave us new thumbnails. We are truly living in the golden age of Bond…
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Ferrari strategists every damn race
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Cinema is Forever
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Dear diary Yesterday was a big day for me as I’ve been advising Manchester City with their finances for a while, and they’ve had the auditors in. I think it’s gone well.
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FPL managers in GW5
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Fact of the day: Oliver Irow has scored more goals (4) than his parent club, Tottenham Hotspur (3) in all comps. #pafc #thfc
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Yesterday In a nutshell:
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Seems a good time to re-post this classic.
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*phone rings* Sydney Sweeney: Hello? Publicist: People are freaking. You lost 200 thousand followers on Instagram! Sydney: Oh. How many do I have left? Publicist: Around 25 million. Sydney: *hangs up*
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There should be a rule in the Premier League that when the game starts, the ref should blow his whistle immediately to book Enzo Fernandez for being a prick
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A partir du moment où y a une course dans laquelle un pilote peut tenir 49 tours sur sa gomme dure sans même être menacé de se faire dépasser c’est qu’il faut retirer ce truc du calendrier. Et vite.
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Replying to @MattP1Tommy
Do we have to do 10 years of this
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“Your ‘best.’ Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.” The Rock
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How the fuck is a return train to London £160 yet I can literally fly to another country return for half of that? Surely it costs more to maintain, fuel and fly a massive fucking airplane to another country than it costs to drive a train in a straight line for a couple of hours.
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If you want to know what sort of person DAVID NIVEN (who left us 43yrs ago today, aged 73) was, the largest wreath at his funeral was from the Porters at Heathrow Airport. It read: “To the finest gentleman who ever walked through these halls. He made a Porter feel like a King.”
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