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Bizarro Supermen have Superman's memories, including his being Clark Kent. Maintaining secret identity for them is tricky. #DCRP ▪︎ #BizarroRP ▪︎ #SupermanRP

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Joined November 2024
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Am missing context, but that okay...
Not as many as there are in my underpants……. Hehehe
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Bizarro Clark Kent retweeted
I suddenly love the color blue
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Bizarro Clark Kent retweeted
Who's The BETTER Joker ? Mark Hamil Heath Ledger
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#FloofyNews: Says him am "Hand of Hedgelord" but all me see am thumb... ...with 4 short & stubby fingers. But no palm, so am no hand
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No. Not all dinosaurs am gone extinct. Birds am living dinosaurs. Non-bird ones am extinct long ago, but dinosaurs as group still around.
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#FloofyNews: Tuna am no smart. CORRECTIONS: ▪︎ old post am establish Hans troubled self ▪︎ Igel was Terp ▪︎ dinosaurs am not extinct ▪︎ views am increase over time, news not old yet ▪︎ that news was never "breaking" ▪︎ me not play DigDug
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Bizarro Clark Kent retweeted
Would you watch a Joker film starring Bill Skarsgård? 🃏
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#BizarroRP #DCRP: Bizarro Krypto am kinda like pineapple... when you eating that, that am also eating you
I’m sorry, I wouldn’t have eaten that if I realized it was your pet.
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#FloofyNews: Am great tragedy of Hans' existence, which probably gonna lead to am bad end. What kinda masochist am keep making new accounts on site them claim to hate? Hans gonna get really bad ulcer. Maybe "happy" in #HappyHedgehog am ironic?
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#MofobianTV: Problems am Mo am kinda borked Mo over. If "always truthful" Mo had not rewritten Mo's whole origin, then Mo would be okay... but Mo's updated origin am imply Mo's parents got hitched less than 10 years ago. Mo either born outta wedlock or not am teenager yet
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#ThatJustOut: Hans am just biding him time until am heat am low enough to start him rap album, thinks him got enough street cred with all him suspensions. Him gonna be next Heavy D. Probably get punted outta #HappyHedgehog cult. Them no like rap music
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#MofobianTV: History of Mo's family, according to Mo ▪︎ 2016 - Dad died in accident • Dad wrote on 2 different blogs about accident despite being dead ▪︎ 2019 - Dad asked Mom to marry Dad, guess she into corpses ▪︎ Somewhere between 2020 & 2022, Mo was born ▪︎ Mo am 4yo
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#BizarroRP #DCRP: Moon am made of cheese!
Would you eat the moon if it were made out of barbecued spareribs?
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#FloofyNews: Hildegard no can count!
Replying to @LoisBLaneE29
#FollowUp: According to Hildegard me post above am "news conference" and nobody showed up for that. Post currently am got 160 views. That am whole lotta nobody!
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#ThatJustOut: This am most accurate display of Terp & Mr. Pinky Toe's relationship... ...except for detail Toe not exist #HappyHedgehog
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#FloofyNews: Lard Butt am try to suggest Bizarros am chubby chasers, but that no true. Am just funny to show some folks as more roundish than them normally am. Besides, fat people no can run so not be much of chase anyway
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