Lacey Bordeaux - Parody

❤️ Girlfriend of @OnewingedRP 🐓🐖 🐷 Momma to Hen, Willie, SMackDown plus critters & cryptids 👩‍🌾 Co-owner of Elite Class Farm, Zoo & Cryptid Castle 👒 ALWAYS A LADY ☕️🥃 Loves coffee and whiskey 🦠 Nasties will be given a stern talkin’ to 🤼 @ECCWRP talent

//Please don't RP realistic situations on the timeline that can be a very real trigger for someone. I'm not talking about injuries. I'm talking about hyperrealistic drug addiction, any kind of abuse, etc. If you want to do it, please add a trigger warning because you never know what someone else might be going through. While you think it's fun, someone could have just lost a loved one to addiction. Personally I am five years out from someone I love IRL’s addiction and mentally and financially still traumatized by it. Please just be considerate. I'm not saying don't write it, just either put it in a group chat or under a trigger warning.

Hey @StillAlIAboutMe I got a bunyip! Somebody said “Miss Lacey that ain't real!” I said of course it is! Then they told me it's from Koala Land and not the one by Disney So maybe it ain't real ‘cause I think ya really come from other space and so does @WallerEffective It would ‘xplain so much!

Well if ya were more ladlylike and wore real clothin’ maybe more people would like ya

//This morning I was at a Special Olympics event and afterwards a guy on the opposite team cut a full promo about how he was the best and had just proven it. Then he yells Burn It Down! and he and his friends start singing the Seth Rollins theme. You never know who is watching and who will be influenced by you ❤️

Good mornin’ y’all

They’re so mean to each other!

I told y’all they’re stealin’ ev’rythin’! Like I heard over there they got this thing called a yeti that’s like a big ol’ white Biggie Ain’t never heard of it ‘til I said I had my own brown one They’ll steal it all, y’all just watch!

Hey @OnewingedRP I love you ❤️ #ForTysonsEyesOnly #DontLookIfYouAintHim #ISaidDontLookYaNasty #ISAIDDONTLOOKIFYOURNAMEAINTTYSON

I like lemonade but why is he sad ‘bout a duck? I like ducks, ducks are my friends

Y’know poor sweet @BunnyA11ie ain't never done nothin’ to nobody and ya just can't leave ‘er alone. ‘Xcept she ain't no real rabbit but I overlook that

Anybody wanna go on a road trip to Alaska? They got a bridge now, it's under the line!

That's ‘cause they're pygmy ones, they won't grow no bigger, I've got three like this

This is what I woke up to this mornin’ on the camera Y’all say awww he’s cute, he’s harmless That’s how they get ya! teapawt.org/shouldhaveanima/status…

I ain't tellin’ none of y'all where I live but I might have most of ‘em on my farm