Lt. Col. Franklin Clay

❛Are you ashamed to be seen in an American classic?❜ 💥 A #DC #Vertigo Franklin Clay parody portrayal by #strawberrywho. ▪︎literate & descriptive ▪︎experienced ▪︎18+/21+ ▪︎serious/crack ▪︎#DCRP Infos below.

Jesus Christ. There are things in life you really don't need to see.

I give up.

Shhh. Don't tell the boys.

*Puts on his 80s rock playlist and leans back with a content sigh, beer in one hand* Ah, that's the life.

Very good. Have fun! Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Don't remember. Couldn't have been me.

I don't get 'snacky' when I'm drunk. Also, when am I ever drunk!? (Don't answer this question.)

//Clay being soft with Poppy is everything, don't touch me!

Okay. I'm glad. Still. Do you have enough water with you?

Cougar knows exactly that I speak Spanish and yet, here he is, being a damn pain in the ass. He definitely learned too much from Jensen.

Leaving again, sweets? Please take care of yourself. Do you have enough money? Did you pack a bottle of water? You know hydration is important.

Alright, listen up, you little shits. Not you, @Poppy_Falk. You're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.

¡Cállate, Cougar. Go and shoot something.

Not Rogue, though. He's... out of the picture. @TaciturnSniper did a really good job of killing two people with one bullet.

Pick your fighter, uh-- Loser.

Oh, I notice before the punch. I'm just... subtle. And to be fair, it is sexy.