I need to accept that Simpson's references are not a personality substitute.

Joined October 2011
Ted Hastings: we're interested in one thing and one thing only and that's catching Me: BENT COPPERS #LineOfDuty
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Yes because United fans have famously never criticised the clubs ownership.
Manchester United fans will still tell you in their thousands that this is a totally normal and sustainable way to run a business though.
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Genuinely such a funny video.
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Ultimately doesn't matter and maybe (probably) I'm wrong on the rules but the two footed lunge is a booking, minimum, when it endangers a player and that's right but that absolutely is not the case here? No idea why he goes in like that but he just intercepts the ball??
Dans quel monde c’est une faute et carton jaune ça @FA_PGMOL_ 🤡🤡🤡🤡 une institution corrompue.
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Conte taking over would be funny. I don’t think it would work, but it would be nice to know that those players were getting screamed at every day.
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But apart from that, things seem alright.
A blood-letting of unprecedented scale in the Stretford End in that second-half. “Sell United and fuck off home.” “You can stick your new stadium up your arse.” Bonfire chant for Glazers + Jim Ratcliffe. Jason Wilcox also a target. Players booed. #MUFC
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Old Trafford singing: "Build a bonfire, put the Glazers on the top, put Ratcliffe in the middle and burn the f*****g lot."
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not ideal
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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grim reaper is somehow 0-40 vs this motherfucker
Ric Flair provided an update after suffering a fall yesterday in Tampa “I Am Focused On My Healing And Recovery Right Now. I Will Be Okay!”
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we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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😭😭😭
Ur blatantly just not me nan
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the definitive musical piece about Mona Lisa has already been made but thanks anyways Sir Lord ALW
Andrew Lloyd Webber reveals his new Mona Lisa musical will be 'fully open' in London by next autumn whatsonstage.com/news/andrew…
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I know I've said this a lot with regards to Manchester United, but that first shot of Jason Tindall on the touchline would be the thing that finally does me in I fear
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Thought Big Paul Leigh had been on the jabs for a second
Jason Wilcox and Christopher Vivell are said to have differing opinions on who should succeed Michael Carrick. • Vivell is pushing hard for Julian Nagelsmann. • Wilcox, who is Vivell’s boss in the chain of command, prefers a PL proven manager like Eddie Howe, Fabian Hurzeler, Unai Emery and Antonio Conte. [@NathSalt1, @ChrisWheelerDM]
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This will probably be the thing that gets her accepted by the royal family
Meghan Markle’s dad, Thomas, under investigation for ‘hundreds, if not thousands’ of child porn images: report trib.al/kKVQqVH
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Kofi & Creed coming into the match expecting Slim Jim tables and Kendo Sticks when Swerve & Hangman start putting syringes in each others foreheads
Kofi & Creed signing with AEW and then immediately getting both a Dave Meltzer 5 Star Match & a Texas Deathmatch is so fucking funny to me. It’s like the most cliche checkboxes to check.
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feels like there's kind of an elephant in the room with this map but I can't quite put my finger on it
What if russia occupied 20% of your country?
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The Atlanta Falcons revealing their new logo
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thought the flashbacks in Whalefall were a bit on the nose
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When your graphic designer was rejected by his dream art school.
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