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@ClearwaterCoderOct 6

smashing a bipolar chick is the poor man's threesome

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@ClearwaterCoder8h

that one mutual that’s lowkey schizo but he’s kinda chill >>>

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AJ retweeted

K@thismustgrow10h

Im over here putting up a triple double 😂😂😂

@ClearwaterCoder15h

this AI era is heaven for those with unmedicated ADHD

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@ClearwaterCoder10h

if you owe me money i’m telling you rn you better use it to buy a gun

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@ClearwaterCoder10h

friday night plans: 10k steps, meal prep, and refreshing CVE feeds. the girls are not ready

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@ClearwaterCoder12h

this week in security: php: cooked ruby: cooked node: cooked curl: cooked me checking our dependency list like it's a group chat at 2am

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@ClearwaterCoder15h

you can just "build" things

@vivek_naskar16h

You can just "build" things

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@ClearwaterCoder15h

ruby just patched 4 CVSS 10 regex bugs. finally a legit reason to be scared of regex and not just bad at it 😭

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wtf even is pilates

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@ClearwaterCoder15h

this AI era is heaven for those with unmedicated ADHD

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if u dont want ur MS teams status to show youre away, just start a powerpoint presentation full screen. youre welcome

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@ClearwaterCoder16h

We have entered a new era where the smarter you are, the more likely you are to be unemployed.

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@ClearwaterCoder16h

"cold calling" implies the existence of warm calling

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@ClearwaterCoder16h

when theyre desperate to fill the role:

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@ClearwaterCoder18h

officially paid off my car 🥳🥳🥳

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@ClearwaterCoder18h

what job title has the most aura?

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AJ retweeted

@distributedkvOct 23

Sen. Bernie Sanders

@SenSandersOct 22

This is insane. We cannot allow AI agents to go into your bank account and act independently without your authorization. But that is what’s happening right now. Left unchecked, AI could endanger the entire global financial system — including your bank account. Pause AI NOW!

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

Per Axios, detected AI agents access bank accounts with the customer’s permission. This violates most banks’ terms requiring human logins, which is why banks call it “unauthorized.” Source: Axios (Oct. 22, 2026) — axios.com/2026/10/22/ai-…

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@ClearwaterCoder20h

if youre black, everyone expects you to be a skillful, coordinated dancer and if youre not, they take you out back and put you down like an old farmyard dog

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as a man if youre relying on dating apps and not cold approaching, i have some bad news for you...

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@ClearwaterCoder20h

I be using the crumbs on my bed to scratch my back I never gave a fuck

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it’s a crack or get cracked world out there

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