Med-Peds Hospitalist 👶🏼👵🏽 @NewtonWellesley/@MassGenBrigham | ✍🏻🎙️@NEJM | IHN🍎🍝alum @Columbia | Tweets my own/do not represent employers

Joined December 2017
What I’m good at: - hyponatremia - pneumonia - sepsis - heart failure What my family asks me about: - ear itch - boob pain - random rashes - “am I farting too much?”
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me saying “shotty” lymph nodes
The thrill of using a word in conversation when you’re only 60% sure what it means
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rabies virus to botulinum toxins A and B:
How neurosurgeons invite each other to national meetings:
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when both u and the resident get the diagnosis wrong
they were embarrassed asf😭
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don’t get me started on hematochezia
let's keep this discourse going, how are we all pronouncing NSAIDs
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the interpreter they send you when you’re having an end-of-life conversation and everyone is crying
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Step 1 USMLE question: #3068: A 44-year-old singer presents with 5 weeks of cough and dyspnea. She frequents a store in the Northeast US that sells animatronic birds. Which interstitial lung disease is she most likely to have?
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SSRI seeing all the neurons in my brain that are lacking serotonin
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ever since I was a kid I wanted to optimize the discharge of patients before noon
ever since i was a kid i wanted to hop on a quick call
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nurse asked me why there are duplicate orders
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me making sure families have food benefits
Me when I wanna cross the road safely
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this is actually how you increase disparities in women's health
Replying to @ptmcstudent
OB/GYN should be an elective, not required.
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same energy as “I shouldn’t rotate through psychiatry because I don’t have a mental illness” or “I don’t need to do peds because I am not a child”
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a patient about to tell you the most long-winded story ever:
I really don't think you are ready for this doc
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and Medicine is like let’s pause in the middle of 6 hrs of rounding to talk about hyponatremia for 30 min
Surgery is like we're rounding at 530
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Peds is like aw baby is napping we’ll come back later
Surgery is like we're rounding at 530
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ok WHERE is Paget's bone disease because medical school made it seem like it was everywhere and I have not seen a single patient with it
What has gradually disappeared over the last 20 years without people realizing it?
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when the d-dimer is positive and then the CT shows a PE:
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OB/gyn senior residents:
I just attained power. What/who should I abuse?
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science teacher: what does oxygen get metabolized to me:
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