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Governable yet unguardable🗿

Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
Joined October 2012
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14 miles trekked 9,300 foot peak 3 broken toes 1 bad sunburn 1 tiny Frostbite 1 Himalayan mountain climbed
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Ufc subs dm me ty
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Ufc tomorrow! No cfb subs if you want a free LOL or nfl or whatever dm me
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Bay Area sports channels should follow Aiyuk’s car otw to the facility like it’s OJ’s Bronco
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ClevelandGod retweeted
Add it to the #MACtion Hall of Fame
Toledo player wildin
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Time for a beer I guess
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Ill just crush NBA its okay
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FREE NBA INCOMING
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Im getting word now from top Democrats that their first order of business is to make the Siberian Orchestra even more Trans this year😟
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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ClevelandGod retweeted
Ernie: Well fellas they just called Texas blue, first time in 32 years Charles: I'll tell you what Ernie, the women in San Antonio are so big they probably get 2 votes! Shaq: Chuck your big fat ass probably gets 10 votes! Kenny: Hakeem Alojowan was actually a they/them
I would pay money to watch Ernie, The Jet, and Chuck do election results.
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That fat slob Derrick Henry gets bailed out more than a 3rd world country by the IMF
Trade: The #Ravens are finalizing a trade for former #AZCardinals QB Jacoby Brissett, per me and @AdamSchefter, filling the void left by the injuries to Lamar Jackson and Tyler “Snoop” Huntley. The deal is expected to be completed this weekend.
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I went to the Rays Guardians game 7 at the Trop a few weeks ago. A Michelob was $28 If the Rays have to raise their team salary by 100M I cant imagine what the 12 fans of the franchise will be paying for a beer next year 😔
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Does Sharia Law forbid daylight savings time? If so I am in!
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ClevelandGod retweeted
Crazy that this didn’t work.
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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A 15 year old has never witnessed an AFC championship game that didn’t involve either the Chiefs or Patriots 🤯
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NBA will be free for all today here since the jeet lost in Ohio. I will have no further comments today 🍻
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Hello @cuyahogaboe I’ve committed voter fraud and I’d like to turn myself in. I illegally voted for Vivek Ramaswamy thousands of time using fake identities. My name is DeShaun Watson and I’m the quarterback of the Cleveland Browns. Please arrest me and detain me without bail
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Who needs a free NHL lineup for tonight?
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