But on a serious note. Kama ukweli hiyo heist ya Safaricom na Equity bank imekupita, Bro check on who you call your friends juu hata hiyo circle uko haikusaidii 😂😂😂

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🐉🏍️ · Oct 28, 2026 · 4:14 AM UTC

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@Kamau2667h

Some of us ni wakikuyu lakini hutawai tupata kwa iyo upuzi ya kutweet na kikuyu. Gikuyu twitter you need to grow up yesterday you dissapointed me.

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𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ · Oct 27, 2026 · 5:58 PM UTC

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@dekim_Kalvino18h

Can a human sperm make a cow pregnant?

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Kijana ya PresidenT™️ · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:35 PM UTC

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@Mirema_world22h

msichana mkubwa haambiwi leo ni Tuesday

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MrBlack™ · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:59 PM UTC

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Today’s weed doesn’t make you laugh anymore. It just makes you sit silent in your own thoughts

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T-BAG🇰🇪 · Oct 28, 2026 · 7:38 AM UTC

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@tbagcity4h

I got bored here in hospital and decided to do a pregnancy test then it showed two lines💀💀

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IVY · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:15 AM UTC

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A Harrier with customized number plates bearing Tutam This is wastage of money and show off

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juddy kahiga · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:33 AM UTC

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There are certain donations I said I would never make. No one should invite me to their church fundraising event. People should build the churches they actually attend.

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Mwafrika™ · Oct 28, 2026 · 10:21 AM UTC

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@Onkundi011h

Kutext msee on your girlfriend's phone pretending to be her ati ndio ujue if she is cheating is the lowest you can go as a man. The moment unaanza kufeel as if she is cheating you have already lost it and you are probably right.

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