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Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me

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"Cooler heads will prevail," I whisper, as I place the last of the heads into the cooler
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Kip Conlon@kipconlon3h
I’m not pouting, I’m sulking. Just like you to not know the difference.
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The farmers don't even want daylight savings time anymore. I called a soybean farmer in Iowa at 3 am to ask him about it and he threatened to shoot me through the phone
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No one at the interfaith banquet is impressed by my Interpretive Dance for Unity campaign
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I'm a clown. I feed off of your haha's and hehe's and "no please don't hurt me"s
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You're in her dms, I'm in her pants... Bc we're in a sisterhood and it's my turn to wear them
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*sipping gravy from a thermos* Car calories don't count
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If you're ever nervous about speaking in front of a large group, just picture them all sucking on a chili dog
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theres literally no reason to do anything
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The judge sentenced me to 3 years of bangs
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In the 80s, if you turned on a dome light in the backseat of a car at night, your dad would instantly drive headfirst into a tree or oncoming traffic.
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Cris Collinsworth- “I accidentally ate some weed gummies the other day. Man, I couldn’t walk for 4 hours. My wife had to carry me to bed with a tarp like a rehabilitated manatee going back to the ocean.” Tirico- “Daniels scrambles for a gain of 3”
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I don’t abide by “daylight savings time.” I abide by “airport time,” which is why I can have 3 Bloody Marys and 4 Budweisers at 8:00 am.
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@traderjoeslutNov 2
yea no your costume was great i just missed the part in the movie where the lorax wore a thong
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Image from Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred)
Image from Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred)
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[driving 80mph on the interstate] *dynamites brakes careening into the emergency lane tires smoking. calmly gets out. moves an old weather beaten shoe safely off of the roadway like an endangered tortoise*
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slice@sliceofheckNov 1
Toilets are stealing our poop. I’m running for Senate to stop them.
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[coming out of the womb] I'm not here to make friends
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Kip Conlon@kipconlonNov 1
To all the kind souls checking in on me today: The Great Pumpkin is merely late.
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Kip Conlon@kipconlonNov 2
To add insult to injury, say something derogatory to the person you've injured.
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Kip Conlon@kipconlonNov 1
At this point my sexual preference is about as relevant to my life as my caviar preference.
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