Mr Suckle at the Lucozade Teat

Not actually Hein
Joined June 2018
The idea you can be a better manager by just gesticulating on the touchline is pathetic If I went down to the technical area and started windmilling randomly would I get my UEFA Pro Licence?
Look at Carrick and Fabregas 🤣🤣🤣
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Other countries: Maybe the UK could become a leader on upholding international norms and democracy News in the UK:
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Carrick was on the verge of turning down the Middlesbrough job in 2022. We were going to appoint Duncan Ferguson instead....
𝗚𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗗𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗙𝗲𝗿𝗴𝘂𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝘀 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿 Glentoran Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Duncan Ferguson as its new First Team Manager on a multi-year contract. The 54-year-old brings extensive Premier League experience as a player and coach, having served as Assistant Manager to Carlo Ancelotti and Rafael Benítez at Everton and taken caretaker charge of the club on two occasions. Welcome to Glentoran, Duncan 🤝 Full Story 👉glentoran.com/news/glentoran… #COYGlens
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Hearing Carol of the Bells three weeks before the November international break I was told we wouldn't stand for this in Burnham's Britain
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Every tweet is an attempted pithy aside son or every Letterboxd review is an attempted pithy essay son (it's me. I'm the son.)
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"Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say i-" REEVERSEE PERCY
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Rupert Murdoch* says - save local media! Ignore the oligarchs killing on-the-ground journalism! *from Cumbernauld
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True swearing masterclass from a guy at 17 seconds in Rainy, damp, cold, past 10pm, alone and still gunning at full pelt. In Spain he'd have gone inside for Madri and pintxos
"The fans have got a right to be angry" 😡 Burnley fans are making their feelings known after defeat at home again
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Andy Hinchcliffe just said about this goal "The keeper doesn't cover himself in glory" No he doesn't Andy. He covers himself in butter and happily pats the ball into his own net instead. It is a truly awful error
Tawanda Chirewa, within seconds of coming on, gives Wolves the lead! 👏
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Just learnt that NBC's Today morning programme has broadcast from Ireland all week When will this newfangled breakfast TV Grand Départ catch on? When will BBC Breakfast be broadcast from Riyadh?
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Walked through Wakefield at 5pm on a Tuesday and there were no fewer than FOUR pubs with full karaoke ongoing in the front
Boozer in Burnley once was doing karaoke at 3pm on a Friday
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@rjb_1998 @DanJones3142 were there, they know
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The separate timeline actually helps a lot for this. Thank you Mr Musk!
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Just found and watched this clip again The most I have laughed this calendar year
as most of you know i am a scholar of @theJeremyVine on radio 2 and believe me when i say this is the single best thing i have *ever* heard on there:
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One of the maddest bits of football co-comms ever
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ClubHein retweeted
The best bit of yesterday was on the Supertram after the game, there were Boro fans singing this and a Wednesday fan turned to his mate quite sincerely '.... is he really that fat?'
20 stone 20 stone iheanacho eating Parmos the boro way
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Useful at Celtic and now banging them in in Turkey Yet - the worst Middlesbrough player I've seen since 2008. The fact he somehow got so many minutes edges him ahead of the other contenders (Kike Sola, de Sart, Espinosa) What happened!
IT'S ELEVEN, IT'S HEAVEN FOR KELECHI IHEANACHO Kelechi Iheanacho has now scored in 11 consecutive games (all comps). 14G + 2A in his last 11 appearances for club and country this season
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"It opens with crowd recordings captured at Middlesbrough’s match against Millwall in April" I dearly hope the tune will incorporate my impassioned rant at Luke Ayling and Tommy Conway for HOLDING THE BALL WAITING FOR A CORNER 2-1 down in the BIGGEST GAME OF THE SEASON Aghhhhh
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The set of lawmakers trusted to deal with hybrid warfare from state actors by the way....
In today's Times diary... Labour tongues were wagging yesterday over a mysterious WhatsApp group set up by MP Alison Hume called "I'm not a qaluit". There were more than 100 messages in 20 minutes. Alex Ballinger chimed in: "Speak for yourself, Alison, I'm a qaluit." After whips got in touch out of concerns she'd been hacked, she quickly clarified that wasn't the case.
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"The dinner party pickpocketing has stopped and we're on the scrapheap"
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