Bought a smart TV.
Threw my old dumb TV in the bin.
Connected my smart TV.
Turned it on.
Fired adverts at me.
Tried blocking ads.
Still ads.
Got dumb TV out of the bin.
Sent smart TV back.
Got refunded.
They redelivered it.
Told them.
Never came for it.
Gave it away.
Never again
This bloody awful road again.
#A14
A14 closed in both directions after two-vehicle crash ift.tt/pJml3RG
Severe delays on A14 with queues over the Orwell Bridge ift.tt/ahKlB1r
SAW that Andy Williams was trending so I had to see if the great singer from the 60's and 70's had died.
But it's okay, it was another Andy Williams who seems to be a political commentator that speaks the truth.
Long live Andy Williams !
#MoonRiver
ELVIS was always being 'spotted' alive and well somewhere, anywhere, all over the globe in the 80's and 90's.
Since the advent of the camera phone though, there have hardly ever been any 'sightings' of him.
So can we all accept that Elvis is finally dead now?
MIND GAMES
With the American voters.
He'll give Putin everything he demands.
And then, just a couple of days before the mid-terms, he'll do a complete U-turn.
Instead, Zelenskyy gets everything he asked for.
People have short memories & lots of votes.
Suddenly he's the good guy.
THIS awful road AGAIN!
Every day there is a major incident or closure.
There needs to be a 60 mph speed limit on 2 lane sections.
There needs to be a 7,5 tonne ban on lane 2.
#A14
Crash on Orwell Bridge causes traffic chaos in Ipswich ift.tt/UJLPZQg
This bloody awful road AGAIN.
Every day there is a major incident.
Gate off the walkways onto the bridge.
Maybe a 50 mph limit for all vehicles and a 7.5 tonne ban on trucks using lane 2 of 2 for the whole length of the #A14 would go some way to solving the traffic problems.
Traffic at standstill on A14 after incident on Orwell Bridge ift.tt/mPI6nFq
Reform UK to Mail The Reformer Newspaper to 15 Million Households.
Reform UK accepts returned unsolicited mail at:
Freepost RTLT-ZXHY-KSDC, with the physical address being
83 Victoria Street, London SW1H 0HW.
No stamp required.
This costs the party approximately £2.50
Sorry.
But who the hell is Alison Hammond?
She seems to be trending now, but I've never heard of her before.
And STOP blinding other drivers with your laser beam headlights.
Go to your main dealer and ask them to change them.
Also, stop driving with only one headlight that works, for months on end.
Go to your local garage and buy a bloody bulb.
Debenham Lion beer festival and many more on @BeerFestBuddy .
Award-winning Suffolk pub to host beer festival with more than 30 beers and ciders ift.tt/KUNx3Og
I thought Ed Sheeran would repent when he saw that I was boycotting him.
He's now donating $2 million to Gaza.
Good lad.
Unboycotted!
(Not that I nor he will notice the difference).
#Macklemore
How do I boycott Ed Sheeran when I've never ever listened to his songs before?
#Macklemore
How do I boycott Ed Sheeran when I've never ever listened to his songs before?
#Macklemore
'Farage's family 'begging him' to stand down'...?
He's just looking for an excuse to wriggle out of his ever increasing awkward situations without losing face.
You made your bed, now LIE in it.
(Lie..see what I did there?).
#bbclaurak
LOW-KEY, low key, lowkey...
I have been seeing this 'word' used recently but I can't make out what the exact meaning is.
I first noticed it used in US posts, but it now seems to have crept into proper English.
What is its origin?
Can anyone explain please?
There's no apostrophe needed before the 's' in 'settlers' underneath your header photo, regarding your report on the ongoing invasion of the West Bank @BBCNews
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