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Meet the "BROS"! The BROS are TWO MINI Garden Cocks that come together! (Oh, so many puns to be had!) The BROS are smaller than our standard Garden Cock Rocks, measuring only (approx.) 2x3". Their IQs are also considerably lower.

This is JOEY! Joey is smaller than our usual garden cocks but he makes up for it with enthusiasm! Joey likes skinny jeans and music festivals. He’s also prefer if you’d pay the tab. bit.ly/2J3PIti. #gardencock #dickinabox #gardening #garden #cockrock #pnw

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Meet Johnny. Johnny is a baller, always the center of attention. He measures approximately 3.5" long, with a 2.5" penis. #FREESHIPPING thru Sunday! etsy.me/2KbQAQY #gardening #garden #etsy #penis #giftideas #gardens