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Cockney Cruyff

@CockneyCruyff
Joined February 2025
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An extremely high-quality non-Star Wars Glup Shitto.
gracie ☆ DA:I & ME:A (1st time!) (@VolkariN7) profile picturegracie ☆ DA:I & ME:A (1st time!)@VolkariN7Oct 26
changing my answer for that “favorite obscure npc” to Pizza Delivery Volus btw
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West Ham United
@WestHamOct 23
Not once, but twice. Preston Fearon, that is outrageous.
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Shinobi602
@shinobi602Oct 21
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BioWare
@biowareOct 21
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Metro@MetroUKOct 7
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’ trib.al/uRePYdr
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’

Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’

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Daily Noud
@DailyNoudSep 6
Oh.
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Daily Noud (@DailyNoud) profile pictureDaily Noud
@DailyNoudSep 1
Donald Trump has signed an executive order to change the name of New Mexico to New America.
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awg@aawoogieSep 5
just watched a 3 hour lecture on 2x speed for 4 hours
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500 Chinese Soulslikes
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@PlayStationAug 31
State of Play returns on September 3, followed immediately by State of Play Japan! Full details on the back-to-back broadcasts: play.st/4wUjfNR
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Aston Villa
@AstonVillaAug 23
One final switch.
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mati #LOSTCITY@mtkzerAug 3
the spiritual birthplace of uk poo
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Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKJul 29
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has called for employers to stop conducting interviews on Zoom or Teams and using AI to filter through CVs "How does a young person shine in that situation? How do you get over some of your personality, your passion?"
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NewsWire
@NewsWire_USJul 27
TRUMP: GOOD CHANCE SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN
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Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyanJul 23
This is the funniest thing I've seen on twitter this week. It's a shame Jason Mantzoukas isn't on the site.
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York City FC@YorkCityFCJul 22
And that's time! #YCFC 🔴🔵
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Clau🇪🇸@clau_znJul 20
Rodri is looking at him like people look at crackheads on the metro 😭
Abokr Omar (@Abokr10) profile pictureAbokr Omar
@Abokr10Jul 20
🗣️🇦🇷🇪🇸 أوتاميندي مع رودري : " كلامك كثير يا تافه ، طوال الأسبوع أنت ولابورت كنتم تشتكون من الحكام ". 🤬
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Argentina fans were insulting a Mexican fan for supporting Spain in the 2026 World Cup final. He responded by showing them a red card and dancing in front of them. 😂👋🏼
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Will
@willneJul 19
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Toni Kroos
@ToniKroosJul 19
Football won
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🙏🏾mille@toujoursenmJul 7
J’suis mort il a créé une faille spatio-temporelle pour l’Afrique entière
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🚨FACT: Cristiano Ronaldo ends the World Cup knockout stages with less successful dribbles than Vozinha.
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