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My election analysis is that until Vermont's demographics aren't 1:1 Emma Stone and Nathan Fielder's characters in The Curse, they're not getting a cool new governor
Sometimes you forget you already doubled the chili recipe that you have stored in your keep notes and you're like I gotta double this and then you make quadruple chili
I will convince every single one of my coworkers an mlb salary cap is immoral and evil or I will be fired doing so
Impossible Whopper?!!??!? That's what I call it when I tell a crazy lie, which I am doing all the time
Given the litany of horrors coming out of American University system, a series of tax free real estate scheme welded to hedge funds, I'm not sure anything outside of the research departments are really worth saving
College Fraternities are inheritors of 1 of the Wests greatest traditions, spanning over 1000 years: sending your worthless sons to live with everyone elses worthless sons in a big house, pretend to be Greek, learn how to read, get drunk, do extremely gay shit, & rape townspeople
It's clear from reading everybody's posts that the only person who has every been right about anything is present tense me, except for the people and posts that reinforce my currently existing lifestyle and opinions
Everyone is willing to have a strong opinion about abortion doctors but what about me, who single handedly prevented untold amounts of unwanted pregnancies simply by being unfuckable for large swaths of my adult life
Not that it's any of your business why I have Fat Head style life size decals of leering nude old men in my bathroom but I happen to enjoy running the shower at its hottest setting while sitting on the toilet and pretending I'm at the sauna
Feral pig crisis in America is due to our towns and cities refreshing tradition (keeping large populations of them roaming the streets, rooting around, eating trash)
[posted at 1:17am] "there's actually some great indicators of how to solve Burlington's current houselessness crisis in Sanders' partnerships with local developers"
[posted at 11:23am] "locking my account and going private rn"
To be completely honest I wouldn't even call it a "partial defund," they just lowered the staffing cap to the amount of officers they already had on payroll and then sunsetted a handful of retiring officers rather than immediately replace them
Burlington VT where I live did a partial defund and the officers basically went into sabotage mode. 911 calls got answered with “sorry we can’t come, we were defunded” and the backlash worked on libs to make them even more supportive of police. We need a plan because every progressive city mayor ends up licking police boot bc they are scared for their lives and just leaving this contradiction unaddressed is opportunistic and unwise