What the hell is going on here?

I’ve been leaked Danny Dyer’s manifesto for Prime Minister. And it’s proper naughty… #Danny4PM

Can’t take my eyes off this…

Oi oi saveloy! Get the pills in boys, it’s going off at Fabric St Paul’s with the, er, Cinematic Orchestra…

Badenoch backs Piddington: ‘This is NOT the right place for a migrant camp’ youtu.be/50Rh2AD9EJs?si=6Xiz… via @YouTube

Boo-hoo kids will have to eat healthier food at school. Why are people getting so worked up about something completely sensible, I ask in today’s Sun…

I’ve published some important new guidance on how to behave in Britain. Ignore it and I’ll deport you myself.

What about these guys?

Those failing tabloids in full…

Publishing leaflets telling asylum seekers not to rape someone is a massive own goal for the government. @emilyhewertson @jenniferdnadel and I discuss this bonkers new move for @SunPolitics … and it gets a little spicy 🗣️ youtu.be/8aio-FsZGZk?si=htAy…

Keep Britain Tidy… oh, and don’t rape anyone youtu.be/8aio-FsZGZk?si=nkaU… via @YouTube

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Don’t need your glasses for this cracker…