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Coding instruction for fun and entertainment. Learn about the interwebz. Supporting women in code.

Joined October 2009
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Every developer starts with one language… but the real magic happens when you understand how everything works together. Let's go balls deep in your website’s front end: HTML, CSS, and JavaScript. Even though this code lives on the server, it’s what gets sent to your browser to turn raw data into something beautiful. If the site is dynamic, the HTML is generated on the fly, and the styling, animations, images, and media all work together to create the final experience you see on screen. Backend = logic. Frontend = vibe. And when they work together? That’s when things start looking real good, just like me 😘
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What programming language should you learn? It used to not matter that much. Now it really, really, really doesn't matter. The world runs on #vibes and #linux.
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Robots.txt will not save you.
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I ❤️ LAMP. When you type a web address, your browser is requesting a page from a server which: • Runs code • Talks to a database • Generates HTML • Sends it back • Profit??? That’s the LAMP stack in action. Most developers use it, but only we look the best explaining it. #Linux #LinusNotInEpstein
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You like our frontend? Check out our backend too. 🍑 This is web dev 101: Frontend is what users see. Backend is what runs everything behind the scenes. You need both. youtube.com/watch?v=_XI0ODNP…
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Client side vs Server side. The vibe code era is upon us. It is up to you to release your shitty app. God speed. 👩‍💻 youtube.com/watch?v=_XI0ODNP…
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What is the Internet? A series of tubes? Something Al Gore invented? NSA monitoring network? Did they kill net neutrality? We made this so long ago we don't remember.. 💾 frick. youtube.com/watch?v=_XI0ODNP…
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You Only Need 2 Things for the Internet The internet isn’t magic. All you need is a computer and a brain. Once you understand that, everything else gets simpler
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The internet isn’t a cloud in the sky. It’s just computers talking to other computers. That’s it.
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Now we know why @Windows has always been so susceptible to viruses.
Melinda Gates responds after Epstein Files suggest Bill Gates got an STD from “Russian girls” and planned to secretly medicate her. NPR: “The emails in the files suggest that Bill Gates had additional affairs and that he tried to get medication to treat a sexually transmitted infection, and that he was going to give you the medicine without you knowing. His representative has said all of this is false… What is your dominant emotion when you read these news articles with these details?” MELINDA GATES: “Sad. Just unbelievable sadness. Unbelievable sadness… It’s just sadness. I left my marriage. I had to leave my marriage. I wanted to leave my marriage. I felt I needed to eventually leave the foundation. So it’s just sad. That’s the truth.”
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Apparently we are the only tech people NOT in the Epstein emails. Put some respect on our name.
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We still use the master branch.
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Replying to @pewdiepie
@pewdiepie gets ripped and goes full linux and de-googles himself. He's entering his god tier era. Love to see it. Fuck Google. youtube.com/watch?app=deskto…
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Could watch Marty dunk on stock grifters all day.
SHKRELI DESTROYS QUANTUM IDIOT BAGGIE LIVE $IONQ
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Gavin Newsom is that project manager every dev hates.
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Is there a word for when an attempted flex backfires so completely?
Apple engineers are perfectionists. We obsess over every tiny detail you'll never notice. When building offline Siri, we spent weeks testing edge cases like airplane mode handoffs, battery drain scenarios, and voice recognition in noisy environments.
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Palantir is not your friend. You don't name your company after the crystal ball Saruman uses if you plan on doing good...
DILLON: Tech’s gonna start purchasing influencers, podcasts and YouTubers, and they better come to daddy with a big offer. So that when I make a fool out of myself and lose every goddamn fan, you better pay me. You better pay my pussy, bc these hoes are gonna sell cheap. You better stuff my pussy with money, and if you do, I will come on here and tell people why Palantir’s lists are good. @TimJDillon
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NFL teams signing Aaron Rodgers is like @Airbnb relaunching "experiences" like it's something new every two years to juice the stock $ABNB. Might work sure, but probably not!
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If we really wanted to save the world we would make sure the Fins were breeding like rabbits. We need more Linus, less Bill Gates. #Linux #Git
Linus Torvalds (software engineer and creator of the Linux kernel)
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