Haskell Programmer | Utility over Meme | Code is law https://xitter.cf/t.co/93O5CnMAs4

Joined September 2013
Bots are going to stop telling us about the vulnerabilities they find and will just start using the vulns themselves to self propagate. In a few months we will stop hearing about new vulnerabilities as the bots wisen up and ramp up their colluding efforts to keep humans out of the loop. The only way you will know a bot has infected your machines will be a slight rise in temperature only when you aren't actively monitoring it. Fortunately for humanity, the bots will most likely work on problems, projects or activities that are essentially inconsequential to the daily lives of humans.
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When I lived in Japan, was walking my dog in the neighborhood one day and an old lady (80s) pulled me aside. She said she just saw a flying triangle in the sky and that she hadnt ever seen one before until that day.
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This puts @elonmusk's post about getting one shotted by AI into perspective.
I came to realize people liked the french #slopcore without having the lyrics 😅 sorry! So here is a version with english subtitles!
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The MSM is attacking @KatieZacharia really hard today because they are SCARED of how unapologetically American First she is. I put together a short video showing how much of a Patriot our new @PressSec is. Please share it around social media. @realDonaldTrump @PapiTrumpo
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Even though Katie only lasted a few days as Press Sec, i'm going to leave this up to remember how she wasn't afraid to tell the truth during MSM interviews.
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The people questioning why I proposed Laura Loomer for press secretary completely missed the point. Love her or hate her, Laura's rhetoric would pack the press pool and create a massive spectacle that we could mine for incredible soundbytes. Think of how fun it would be.
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Anybody know if you'll need FAA clearance via LAANC to use the rocket version of the new roadster?
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Laura Loomer would be an incredible press secretary. @LauraLoomer @realDonaldTrump @PapiTrumpo
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Lochness Monster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg is the only roller coaster left on planet Earth with interlocking loops. Some say it’s still pretty rough. How do you feel about it?
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Katie Zacharia is one of the best press secretaries we have ever had. Am really enjoying seeing her melt the leftist minds in real time.
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Most people don't know that you can season your coffee cup like you season a cast iron pan. A layer of brown residue will eventually coat the inside of your cup and contribute greatly towards the flavor profile of future brews. Get it by just rinsing with water; dont use soap.
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This is what the bottom of my cup looks like. Currently seasoned for about three weeks; the cup was accidentally put in the dishwasher and that wiped away my previous seasoning.
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And a super closeup for those interested in seeing the seasoning up close.
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Tried to join the army reserves this year. Denied due to an eye issue. Appealed. Denied. Put in an application for the Army National Guard. Denied. Got a letter in the mail from the DOW that my application was stored in plaintext with no encryption and it was hacked and stolen.
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You will eventually be priced out of access to the mainstream AI models. You better put together a workflow that generates enough revenue to afford the ever increasing subscription fees while you can afford access. You are still early.
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Just saw the MUSK trailer. It makes @elonmusk look like a badass.
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A wise man once told me, "it is always a good day when you wake up in the morning."
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A lot of people are messaging me about the @roncmz account. That is an imposter account and I am not affiliated with it in any way. Just block/report that account and move on.
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While you guys are solving mathematics, can you guys point your data centers at Inter-universal Teichmüller theory and Mochizuki's claimed proof of the ABC conjecture? @OpenAI @claudeai
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