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Incoherent rambling with brief moments of lucidity. Irony posting except for Ziam slander. JDM, Hunt, Hokit, BSD, Kav, Clancy Jr, Ank, Leka, Dillashaw glazer

Joined October 2025
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Replying to @ColdedRango
Zhang run of power was amazing
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Slumped Cold Rango retweeted
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Another Wilder hatewatch๐Ÿฅฐ
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Scumbag couldnโ€™t finish the sub on a half dead senior citizen ๐Ÿ˜‚ fucking loser
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Andy Ruiz is absolutely terrible this polish job guy may 116-112 him. Hope so seeing Edward Hearn upset brightens my day ๐Ÿ˜
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The natural habitat of the boxing fan is being compelled by blatant mismatches. Iโ€™m seeing Wilder Opetaia be called a โ€œfascinating style clashโ€ etc Emperor Jai should be -5000 vs this useless washed up stiff
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This has to be one of the most underrated finishes in UFC history. Needing a finish to win the fight, he delivers it with a spinning back fist into an inverted triangle choke. Unreal sequence. #UFC
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Replying to @HappyPunch
Neither one of them are goats, especially Crawford lmaoo
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Slumped Cold Rango retweeted
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My fav quitter this year ngl love me some "The Professional"๐Ÿซถ
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A jab ๐Ÿ’€
Sean Strickland posts a video of his dropping Joaquin Buckley in sparring ๐Ÿ˜ฌ โ€œSit down Buckley.โ€ (via @SStricklandMMA)
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Sean Strickland posts a video of his dropping Joaquin Buckley in sparring ๐Ÿ˜ฌ โ€œSit down Buckley.โ€ (via @SStricklandMMA)
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Slumped Cold Rango retweeted
Joaquin Buckley responded to Dustin Poirier after he called out Poirier for the airport incident ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Poirier: โ€œShut up or k*ll me!โ€ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Buckley: โ€œNot that long ago thatโ€™s what you wanted to do to yourself. Delete yourself. When I see you, letโ€™s talk about it. You take the first swing.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Been thinking on it and surely Murzakanov has to be the biggest loser of 2026? I never rated him to begin with but the division is wide open and he went 0-2 being colded twice, lost his undefeated record and is pushing 40 so canโ€™t bounce back. It is undoubtable that he is a loser but the real question, was he born this way?
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Rango will watch this instead of Pavlovich putting Pereira comatose.
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๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Robert Whittaker says Josh Hokit has no chance against Ciryl Gane. ๐Ÿ—ฃโ€œNo shot. Zero.โ€ Via (Submission Radio)
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I voted for Rango button โžก๏ธ
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Pure Fucking Scum #fuckthisguy
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Found this scumbag driving around looking real suspicious, mind explaining yourself @ColdedRango? ๐Ÿ˜ก
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Replying to @Themaraudermma
Youโ€™re entitled to your opinion but you have a faggot face and youโ€™re built like a bipolar tranny
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