Figuring it out as I go

Joined November 2008
bro definitely got shit like this on his phone 😭
dude broke in like his life depends on that phone 😭
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She caught her grown son sneaking a dude into the house while she slept.
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I'm really done with dating
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Trained bouncer manhandles thug in a fight outside a club and finally submits him to the police😭😭🔥
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Andy takes on Wanted Dead or a Wild with Rainbet! 🤠🔥
🤝 Paid partnership
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Drunk man attacks a student thinking that karate is garbage and gets dropped w a spinning heel kick
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bro pulled out the gun as if the dog will understand what that means
Incredible level of self control to not pull the trigger in a situation like that
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Asian dude violated Black dude at the laundry mat this how it ended🤯
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......access to abortion care could have prevented this????.....
Heartless Nebraska teen who slit newborn son’s throat after secret birth to spend at least 35 years behind bars for gruesome slaying trib.al/cReUN8h
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Ten years in corporate and I finally realized high performers don't get promoted, they just get rewarded with more work.
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Millennials, it’s time to pick your new mental breakdown era: 1. Spend $300 a month on sourdough breadmaking & organic matcha tools 2. Move to a small rural town to "live off the grid" (lasts 4 months) 3. Become a hyper-fixated pickleball / padel dictator 4. Do a 10-day silent meditation retreat & come back insufferable 5. Get a dog that has severe anxiety and needs $400/mo therapy 6. Start a podcast with your high school friend (2 listeners: your mom & his ex) 7. Re-brand your entire lifestyle around "gut health" and cold plunges 8. Buy a $1,200 espresso machine you don’t know how to clean 9. Start writing a substack essay series about leaving corporate America 10. Buy a vintage camper van to fix up (it’s currently rotting in the driveway)
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This how it feel hangin out with people who ain’t got no appetite too
hanging out with skinny people feels like this sometimes
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Mom pulled up on kids that jumped on her daughter and things went up from there.
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Bro is playing Dead by Daylight
I’m crying bro lured the cop away from the bike so he could go back and grab it
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Short dude went crazy after these 2 young guys slapped his wife's butt
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All that and no winners
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Wtf💀😂
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knowing my luck the snowmobile would die the second i hit the throttle 😭
Polar Bears are one of the few animals known to be hunt humans
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