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Have never read @ColinMGee Where is a good place to start
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These were fun to translate. I got to be true to my inner compass, which tells me that often Russian should sound slightly odd in English, though Iryna also often writes plainly. For rhyme's sake alone, many weird transformations occurred.
Today in the Ape House: Three Poems by Iryna Somkina @tlkncrt translated by Stephan Crown-Weber @crownweber Read it on the stack apehousemagazine.substack.co…
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The goats per 1000 people map but readers per 1000 writers.
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More of you need to contemplate this on a Sunday evening.
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Chekken Little yummmmmm @Sangriabeard
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Colin Gee retweeted
This Halloween, only at The Gorko The 2026 @Sangriabeard Halloween Chalk Spectacular: Black Velvet Featuring Tickle Tank 3000, Hemlock Gardens, and Pre-party Scarecrow
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We can figure this out. Ok I figured it out.
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She flack her mane of golden hair and wunk once in my direction English is a beautiful language
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The Gorko Weekly Preview YOUR HOROSCOPE by @BenMacnair Baseball with the Professor @RevolutionJohnM TREES: WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOP THEM FROM LEAVING? Short fiction from @Depreciationism Costume conundrums from Patrick Carella Theme of the Week 2 poems by James Croal Jackson
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Gentleman farmer stole my milk cow
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Urge to reply in earnest to your bait about moviegoing etiquette: squashed. HOWEVER FUUUUUUUCK YOU NO, I am going to laugh when I want to even when no joke has been made and kick the back of your damn chair as I chortle and make remarks with my buddies. Ha!!!!!! EAT SHITTTT!!!!
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"The ancient philosophers" Holy moley never been so disrespected in my entire dang life
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You know the sociopath cyberwriter survey that's been going around? Course not bc I made it up, but would love @whduryea to write it up if it existed.
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How often do you peel a carrot
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Gold Fish and 2 more by Kushal Poddar
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UH OH: THIS XRAY OF YOUR ASS Happy Halloween
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Teacher detritus
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Possessive adjectives always give me the pathos What do you mean "your" feed?
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How frequently do you shuck corn
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Hot DAMM this is a trip Death lives in a wooden house Of spokes
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