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On some Truex shit this weekend, you wouldn’t understand
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Ship Taylor to the Giants while you’re at it
Sources: Colts WR Josh Downs is requesting a trade from Indianapolis.
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Me to the nearest scalper when I lose an auction to Dale Jr
eBay is wild, you can be over there in a bidding war with Kanye over a jacket
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Larson fans do not scare me because I am one. When he was a rookie I was 15 using money from my summer job to buy his merch
Someone just pointed out to me that Larson is probably going to have the 2nd worst average finish for a champion ever with just ‘24 Logano being worse. I just don’t see how this gets fixed w/o getting rid of the postseason.
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The inside wall having safer barriers at Super Speedways has saved a lot of lives
Replying to @TowryPeyton
Reminds me of the Eric McClure hit on the backstretch about 14-15 years ago. Brakes went out and hit at a similar angle.
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I had time today (which I’m sure you guys could tell) so I’ve responded as much as I could. Sometimes Twitter doesn’t show me every reply though.
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Someone just pointed out to me that Larson is probably going to have the 2nd worst average finish for a champion ever with just ‘24 Logano being worse. I just don’t see how this gets fixed w/o getting rid of the postseason.
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You’ll just never make me feel ok knowing my tickets to Daytona mean less than your ticket to the 2nd Phoenix race. I try not to be a debbie downer, but anyone who knows me knows I’ve always been a full season guy.
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Just found out Mbappè was born 10 days after me
What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?
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Sometimes you tweet things in the heat of the moment and I apologize for that. No conspiracy here.
Ricky Stenhouse Jr. final lap at Talladega.
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I do think as a whole we need to police team and manufacturer orders. What the 1 did all day yesterday was irritating.
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Goodnight 🫰🏼
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The chevys all stopped and gave the win to Larson? Pack the sport up
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I can hardly even watch that Herbst hit. Then him struggling to get out the car… I hope Riley is ok man
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The Vikings definitely gave up on McCarthy too soon, and KOC wasn’t putting him in the positions to win. He’s a great backup/low end starter as of right now. Not sure he’s found a home in New York but I’m glad he’s there.
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But if you save fuel, the two minutes you give up over the first stage by running 160 mph will save five seconds on your next pit stop
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By order of the Peaky Blinders
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Collin retweeted
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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Clemson hired a guy who hadn’t called a play in 5-6 years and now they have 2 passing touchdowns in 7 games
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Watching this Clemson offense gives me diarrhea but at least we’re man enough to post the score
Final | Clemson 16, Virginia Tech 20
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I haven’t been on twitter much this week why are the French and Japanese beefing?
Le japonais qui remercie son patron de le laisser partir 3mn plus tôt de sa 65h de boulot de la semaine (on est mercredi)
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