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Colpetty

@Colpetty

I came, I saw, I punned - Carefully crafted bad jokes Also, it's line 87

 London, England
Joined November 2008
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Helen of Troy looking like Lupita Nyong'o is incredibly unlikely, would require a black swan event
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The Last Kings of Lanka In the early 18th century, a young Telugu prince named Vijaya Rajasinha set sail from the South Indian city of Madurai for the island of Sri Lanka.
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Insane comment but here's "This Charming Man" 😂
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holy shit???
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Robert J. O'Neill (@mchooyah) profile pictureRobert J. O'Neill
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You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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'Sri Lanka's new literary voices' by Adilah Ismail ( @thegutterflower ) for @the_hindu Read article: thehindu.com/books/sri-lanka… #ShehanKarunatilaka
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There aren't many magazines with a conscience. When one that does likes your work, you're probably doing something right 😅 If you're into STEM literacy for folk of colour and SFF that considers our perspectives, dig around the Fresh Pulp site. I think you'll like it.
FreshPulp (@FreshPulp) profile pictureFreshPulp@FreshPulp21 Aug 2024
Our friend @deshan10 has this charming newsletter about animals for you and your children. I don't have any kids but I still enjoy the care and creativity that goes into instilling a wonder about the natural world into it's readers.
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劇場版、パリオリンピック射撃。 無課金おじさんよ、永遠にーーー
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So you don't like my jokes about ghosts having sex with owls? Well, boo-fucking-hoo.
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With all that bear talk it reminded me of this
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welcome back boromir son of gondor
cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinesthetic2 May 2024
Anya Taylor-Joy at the FURIOSA premiere in Sydney, Australia.
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In profound sorrow, we announce the passing away of Dr A.T. Ariyaratne, the Founder and the Emeritus President of the Sarvodaya Movement, peacefully this evening. In due course, comprehensive details concerning the funeral arrangements will be provided.
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Blooming season at Pera is always very special ☺️
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DAD'S AN EYEBALL, Y'ALL. Popped by to say I wrote about Mizuki Shigeru's 'The Birth of Kitarō' (pub'd by @DandQ) for the lovely folk at @SOLRAD_mag in case you dig funny horror: solrad.co/charming-macabre-d…

Charming Macabre: Deshan Tennekoon reviews The Birth of Kitarō by Mizuki Shigeru. - SOLRAD

Deshan Tennekoon reviews The Birth of Kitarō by Mizuki Shigeru

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Did a part 2 (like dune) – at Blackpool, England
Ben Kearnobi (@BenKearns6) profile pictureBen Kearnobi@BenKearns614 Mar 2024
If Matt Berry played Feyd Rautha in Dune part 2
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Some lovely news: The Saint of Bright Doors wins the Crawford Award vajra.me/2024/03/04/the-sain… via @_vajra

The Saint of Bright Doors wins the Crawford Award

I’m incredibly happy to announce that The Saint of Bright Doors has won the IAFA Crawford Award!

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Inventions hanging out
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It's a good day for Gallery hopping in Colombo. Saw some extraordinary art at Lionel Wendt. Omali Radhika, a government school teacher showcases her art for the first time. Pieces of her beautiful but broken & scattered life were made into art. Mixed media on Mahogany.
The fish represents the emotions we hold on tight.

ALT The fish represents the emotions we hold on tight.

The stone weight of love we carry.

ALT The stone weight of love we carry.

We live in modern times but are held back by cavemen's thoughts.

ALT We live in modern times but are held back by cavemen's thoughts.

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reb@rebmasel7 Dec 2023
babe wake up new transcripts just dropped (1/2)
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