Deadpool

Dear little boy who wants to see my movie, No. You can't see it, it's for big boys and girls, fuck you, your mom's a whore. Love, Deadpool

Nobody is looking at her face, homeboy.

Andrew Tate had what on his computer?!

Oh no! Doordash is down. How will all of the SoundCloud rappers and man children eat dinner tonight?

You'd think that getting pregnant is the OF equivalent of a pro athlete tearing their ACL. But I'd be willing to bet that there are people out there into pregnant women.

Did you poop today?

I should be asleep but I got into the Lizzie Borden show on Netflix.

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The women who are mad at Sydney Sweeney are double baggers.

Make sure to put a boot in somebody's ass today for Toby Keith. #USA

You're telling me that a cis teen built that chapel?

What does a nonbinary person do on the toilet? They/She/It.

IngleWoody.

You guys ever wonder if Thing from the Addams Family and the Hamburger Helper glove ever banged?

Batteries and buttholes are things that you shouldn't lick. But sometimes you do.

Being gay isn't a choice. Its something forced upon you as a child when someone in your class said "gaylordsayswhat" and you accidentally said what.