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I Offer Sports Knowledge and Sarcasm. #Blackhawks

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Joined October 2009
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Come home, King. It’s time. @88PKane
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The $9.99 beer at Jewel became a lot less fun when there are 75 people in line to check out.
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The Chicago Blackhawks are synonymous with candy corn. Big image. Everyone knows it. Then you actually consume it and it is complete dogshit.
candy corn debate: 👍 or 👎
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Watching the Hawks lose 4-1 to Detroit with John Buccigross on the call qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment.
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Levshunov in front of the net
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What an absolute piece of shit.
There were talks in the the last 24 hours between Larkin's camp and the Red Wings, both last night and again this morning, and what was communicated from the agents to Detroit was that Larkin feels he's given the team ample time since his trade request in May to get a deal done. Larkin has had enough, so decision was made he won't play tonight nor for foreseable future hoping a trade materializes. Fluid situation still. Red Wings circling back to teams with interest, etc., as talks escalate.
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Hell yes. Fuck them picks.
What the Bears are getting in 29-year-old Jeffery Simmons: 🏈3x All-Pro 🏈4x Pro-Bowl selection 🏈44.5 sacks 🏈8 forced fumbles 🏈6 fumble recoveries 🏈30 pass deflections
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In retrospect, it was all down hill when we went from a Pope Leo first pitch to whoever the hell Belmont Cameli is.
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Patrick Comiskey retweeted
I was wondering how Nicolas Cage was going to pull off being Madden. Turns out he didn’t pull it off at all.
And football commentary was never the same. #MaddenMovie. November 18.
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Can’t tell if he does this for an engagement (Im sure that shitty podcast needs it) or if he is really has no self awareness.
“Schriffen was an a**hole and pissed off a lot of hard working nice people when he walked in.” @dan_bernstein reacts to John Schriffen being out as the White Sox play-by-play announcer on today’s DBU
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Patrick Comiskey retweeted
Jordan Love averaged 10.2 air yards per attempt on Sunday the deepest of any QB this week but only 18% of his attempts gained 10+ yards the lowest rate of any QB and Love's early-down throws averaged 4.0 yards per attempt the worst of any QB
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Why doesn’t Seattle just make these their regular jerseys?
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Refreshing to see. That officiating was god awful.
Tom Brady is going to get his phone taken away by Roger Goodell again if he keeps criticizing #NFL officials. Brady is so on point.
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Dan Campbell big dumb idiot.
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26 yard miss. Blow Pack Blow.
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Patrick Comiskey retweeted
*Year 2029* Hello and welcome to the NFL on FOX live from Afghanistan
🤖 Made with AI
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Yes. Patrick Kane is the problem with this shit show.
Pains me to say it and knew it was coming but shame on the #blackhawks for bringing back Patrick Kane this stage of his career. Minus-12 and 12 PIM in less than 10 games? Played the fans to sell jerseys, making the team defensively weaker, and weaker for two more years at $8M per
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Patrick Comiskey retweeted
By no means am I upper class. But nothing makes me feel more important / special than a frosted beer glass. You fill one of these bad boys up with Coors Light and I feel like I’m on the Forbes Richest Men Alive List.
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Patrick Comiskey retweeted
I used to ask God why he made me a bears fan
Why couldn’t god make me a bears fan
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