@CommonDBA

I'm a DBA, what more do you need to know?

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Joined August 2009
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#FF #DBA @CommonDBA @DBAReactions @DBArgenis @DBABullDog @DBAKevlar @datavail @BrentO @dougbrownDBA @MidnightDBA @StackDBAs @DBAFun @MehmetDeveciDBA @kylelf_ @Latina_dba @liquibase @dba_day @hasanmax @DBA_ANDY @thatjeffsmith @RichNiemiec @killaDBA @kekline
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The mantra of the #DBA Be ready for everything, because eventually everything will happen!
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Philippe Dubost@db2forz2 Dec 2020
A User Interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not that good. @IDUGDb2 #geek #jokes #Db2 #Db2z
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Be very cautious when dropping tables! #DBA dataedo.com/cartoon/dropping…

Cautious dropping tables - Dataedo Data Cartoons

Sometimes even small changes can be scary if you're in the IT world. Making changes can leave you feeling like a color-blind bomb squad member... never knowing when you've cut the red wire

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Don't miss this upcoming @SHAREhq webinar on improving #mainframe #performance and lowering TCO - Noon Central Sep 15, 2020 ow.ly/twds50BkdKX
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f you follow the guidelines in this book your #Db2 DBAs and performance analysts will love you! ow.ly/KNIw50B8WLw
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Philippe Dubost@db2forz19 Aug 2020
Q: What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A: “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.” @IDUGDb2 #geek #jokes #Db2 #Db2z
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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them. —Albert Einstein #quote
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#FF #mainframe @IBMZ @PlanetMainframe @mastermainframe @myzcommunity @ajzander @t_eddolls @mainframemag @zCostM @mainframed767 @SHAREhq @MainframeGuyBS @GregLotko @Interskill @zster @Allthingsmainf1 @tinatarq @rossmauri @DataKinetics
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Improved usage of memory can significantly improve app performance meaning more work can be done, quicker, resulting in an improved bottom line clixtrac.com/goto/?290102 #inmemory #performance
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CMG webinar on the benefits of in-memory data optimization for the #mainframe - May 14 at 2PM EDT Register now --> clixtrac.com/goto/?289099
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Deon Newman@deonnewm10 Oct 2019
HDFC one of India’s largest banks w 12.5 m credit card & growing 100k a month. They choose #IBMz for faster credit card transaction times, client privacy, real time encryption & fast scale burst scaling for retail flash sales (10x impact) #z15 #Cloud #security #privacybypolicy
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zster@zster15 Jul 2019
The unbearable lightness of being: mainframe on the cloud ibm.com/blogs/systems/unbear… Thought provoking article on the art of the possible #IBMZ #DevOps #IBMCloud
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Tim Ceradsky
@RhinoTLC15 Jul 2019
RT compuware: Whether you're just embarking on your #DevOps Journey, or have it well in hand, you'll derive value from our 3-part DevOps Guidebook series: bit.ly/2NZeNgA #IBMz #Agile
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Joe Database@CommonDBA4 Jun 2019
There are two types of DBAs: 1) DBAs that do backups 2) DBAs that will do backups
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Joe Database@CommonDBA17 May 2019
Q: How many QA testers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: QA testers don’t change anything. They just report that it’s dark.
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Building a modern, integrated cross-platform toolchain is key to #DevOps. Check out some of the critical integrations we offer with best-of-breed solutions like @jenkinsci, @SonarLint, @SonarQube, @CollabNetV1 and @splunk. bit.ly/2T6FNgr #IBMz
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Joe Database@CommonDBA19 Dec 2018
A new approach to #cloud storage
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Joe Database@CommonDBA4 Sep 2018
Yes, I know the holiday weekend is over but I don't want to get up!
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Where all the #BigData really resides...
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