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I’m not the one woman of your dreams because I’m something unimaginable✨ she/her/that bitch 😜

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Joined August 2009
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Robes are my jam. I love walking around in a robe. Standing and looking out the window in a robe. Sipping my coffee in a robe. Take my robe off, take a shower, put another robe on. Yeah. That’s my jam.
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No talking stages this year, we’re either going to Japan or not
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let’s keep TikTok and ban Crumbl Cookies instead!
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Grandmothers deserve to live forever.
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Great foreshadowing on day 1.
UPDATE: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
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Oh and before I forget, when you see the new people in the gym and workout classes at the top of the year, don’t be shady. It’s okay for them to want to prioritize their health and attempt to be disciplined and consistent. Be kind bc everyone has to start somewhere
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"I don’t care anymore." No, you’ve cared so much that you’ve numbed yourself to survive, mistaking detachment for peace. Start by admitting to yourself that you do care. Pretending you don’t only deepens the emotional distance within you. ~ 12th house
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how are you arriving into 2025 like
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We shut it down!
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sadness leaving my body as soon as I have money
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Oh baby this is no shade, all tea
Billboard explains why Rihanna ranked over Drake on their ‘Greatest Pop Stars of the 21st Century’ list: “Anytime these people are together, Rihanna looks like the most glamorous and desirable woman on the planet and Drake looks like a simp. Rihanna is always burnt into your brain, like, she’s Cleopatra of the 21st-century music. Drake has 13 #1s but his first two #1 hits are ‘What’s My Name’ and ‘Work’. Those are not Rihanna’s first two #1 hits, those are her eighth and fourteenth. She’s like, ‘Here my Canadian friend, have a couple of my #1 hits on me.’ 14 #1 hits that’s more than Drake has in his entire career. By the time, he started racking them up as a lead artist, she’s gone. She’s like ‘I’m done with the game.’ She has the most #1s this century…She’s been innovative. None of Rihanna’s #1s are cheap #1. A lot of Drake’s #1s are racked up in the streaming era when he can debut at #1 but it slowly slides down. Rihanna never had that advantage. She had to build up to a #1 hit and it became the #1 biggest hit of the decade. I don’t think there’s any of the 14 that you would say, ‘I don’t remember that one.’”
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Booking a flight via third party is asking for a world of trouble if you get a delay. Just stick to the actual airlines website 😬
Do yall book yall flights on the airlines web pages or third party pages? (Eg. Cheapoair etc)
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In honor of Vanderpump Rules officially ending, let us remember the most beautifully chaotic minute in television history
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nobody is telling men they’re losers and that’s the problem
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Yes. And I’ll never do no stupid shit like that again
have yall ever dated someone off twitter?
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Legend.
Wife makes him a PB & J sandwich every day for work but sometimes says she made it with hate 🥺
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i’m not building another following on another app, this is the last one. if twitter goes down imma just log off, im not going to another site
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Hold on pause I feel my 11th rebrand coming on
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Enjoy Hope you xenophobic fucks enjoy These people are more educated & pay more taxes than the average American
JUST IN: Incoming Trump Border Czar Tom Homan announces "workplace immigration raids" will be conducted.
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