Bob Kimbrough

Wonder how long THIS feel will last. #nofilter – at Prairie Village, KS

We should all be so lucky.

Moist. lol. The only thing better would be wind turbines. – at Kansas, USA

As in flatulence? Deal! – at Prairie Village, KS

Bad influence? Badfluence? Malfluence? Mattfluence! Stay away from @m2irl, he’s a mattfluence in people. – at Prairie Village, KS

@Eileens_Angel @Laurie_Bug_ – at Olathe, KS

My daughter, @Eileens_Angel, announced they are non-binary and I sold my house in 48 hours on the market thanks to the wonderful @LyonGroup. In less exciting news, I still have cancer. #stupidcancer #buzzkill – at Olathe, KS

Don't worry, he's never gonna give you up.

Napping cats are less affected by text message alerts than napping humans.

Napping cats are less affected by text message alerts than napping humans.

Typical morning. One on the covers. One in the covers.

Did you deposit one large bill or lots of singles?

There's 14 hour between your ditch/pooping tweet and he came back. Did you wait around for 14 hours? (Seems excessive) Or did you have such a stellar time you're just now getting around to informing your fans?

I know I shouldn't, but that Insulated Trunk Organizer is very tempting. – at Fairway, KS

Totally – at Olathe, KS

Relationship status ... cancer edition @jrpfit and I were sitting next to each other. I felt too tired to accomplish a task. Me: Jody, I need you. Jody: Awe. you need me? Me: Yes, I need you. Jody: Heh heh. Now you're my bitch. (insert evil laugh)

Not even a vacation will get in my way. #IBelieveThatWeWillWin #deserthillshotel @SportingKC – at Palm Springs, CA

I vote for C. – at Palm Springs, CA

When I get back from my vacation, do you want me to nudge you if you start to snore? – at Palm Springs, CA