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i go by mal (he/him) how do y'all find it in you?

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me-mal.bsky.social
Joined September 2009
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this site has gotten progressively shittier since this tweet.
tara shoe@tarashoe3 Jul 2013
why don't you just googoo it. wook it up on googoo.
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r@boopiedoopieda12h
"If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me"
Potiphar's Wife🎀💦@nonelikemiraOct 25
If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me
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Y’all fighting against socialism like your family owns a railroad. bro you have a shift on monday
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PaoPao💕👻@Paoewo17h
El mundo le debe tanto al pueblo brasileño, no vendieron nuestros pulmones, ARRIBA LA CLASE TRABAJADORA CONSCIENTE E INFORMADA
★ Niroh | Gojo@wangxiansexo18h
Se me llenan los ojos de lágrimas, gracias Brasil por no vender su país al gordo Trump y lo que más me pone sentimental es que salvaron el AMAZONAS carajo, me pone tan feliz, y la ultra derecha se puede ir bien a la casita de la vrg
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Smoking weed with hesdphones make you realize how many somgs have light background tracks of your family letting out blood-curdling screams of your name
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WE WON AGAINST FACISM WE FUCKING WON AGAINST FACISM ARE YOU SEEING THIS, WORLD???????? KEEP FUCKING FIGHTING BURY THE MOTHERFUCKING FACISTS
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Alex Goldman@AGoldmund18h
If you can’t come up with three adjectives to describe your child you should lose custody
Keith Edwards
@keithedwards19h
this is so bleak
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You should be cheering nearly as much for Lula's victory in Brazil as you would for Trump's death. Because Trump's loss in Brazil will halt his plans to completely control the Americas for good.
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Ash 🍐@yangpanic16h
Congrats to brazil and may this be the start of a worldwide fascism purge
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brb, using Limewire to download "butt_song_from_hell_Original.mp3" onto my parents' computer in 2005.
The Extreme Music Enthusiast
@TheExtremeMusi1Oct 25
Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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orph
@orph_Oct 24
we absolutely should in fact genetically engineer bioluminescent plants & trees and then completely eradicate the affront to God that is LED street lights from the face of the Earth
Zy
@ZyMazzaOct 23
How come it's always war and never like road work. Can we genetically engineer some giraffes for construction projects?
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In the crib eating… ah… forget it…
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DB@dyIanbrettOct 25
The funk soul brother
Henry@henryd91932Oct 25
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Disco Elysium went down in the annals of videogame history because it dared to ask a question that even today's games are afraid to ask: "Can you read, like, a few paragraphs at a time?"
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Joshua@WxPolitics15Oct 24
Do it. This will be funny cause fuck Airbnb and the hosts
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
JUST IN: Airbnb hosts threaten to strike after the company bans them from forcing guests to wash dishes, strip beds, or take out trash before checkout.
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THIS IS SUCH HUGE NEWS
KSLA News 12@KSLAOct 24
Alexandria teen becomes first child in state functionally cured of sickle cell disease
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Since the swifties are still coming for me …
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