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The Job Interview: "Do you have any questions for us"? YES: "What happened to the last guy to hold this position?"
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Do you think Napoleon didnt fuck Josephine every chance he got? Did Caesar practice semen retention? Alexander?
Youre not going to get superpowers by not beating your meat no matter what someone with long hair says on twitter.
You should have sex, preferably with a woman. If you have to rub on off, do it. Nothing bad is going to happen. Just dont watch porn.
Thats all.
Mow-See-Tongue is acting like an idiot this morning. Insists on drinking water from the bathtub, and wants his meat portion sitting in a little pile behind the kibbles.#GetOuttaHere. #OnTheDeck
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There appears to be an overrepresentation of neurodivergent individuals in kinky spaces. So why is that? Here's what the research says. sexandpsychology.com/blog/20…
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Gonorrhoea is a common s*xually transmissable infection (STI) that can be cured with antibiotics.
If not treated properly, it can lead to pelvic inflammatory diseases, which can result in chronic pelvic pain, infertility, and ectopic pregnancy.
If you have gonorrhea, you may not experience any symptoms, but you may also notice:
- pain when urinating
- discharge, or a change in discharge
- bleeding or spotting between periods
- pain during or after s*x
- cramping pain in the lower abdomen
- a sore, dry throat
- pain or discharge from the anus
- discomfort or irritation in your genitals.
Condoms are the best way to prevent gonorrhea. The only way to know that you do not have an infection is to get a s*xual health check.
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Two couples might have sex equally often but feel very differently about their intimate lives depending on whether they see periods without sex as a shared reality or a source of rejection and frustration. psychologytoday.com/us/blog/…
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Normalize leaving your job at 5:00 PM on the dot. If the company can replace you in a week, you shouldn’t be staying extra hours for free. Loyalty to a corporate job in 2026 is just self-sabotage.
Your boss is not your family.
Stop sacrificing your life for a $70k salary.
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