𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒲𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉!

... Nah. 'S fun seein' ya squirm around, twerp.

[/] The way I'm already losing steam for this account again.

[/] I need Lilah Silver to drunkenly assault me

... Okay? And I'm a performer. Doesn't mean I'm gonna do summersaults all the time 'cause I "serve the crowd" or whatever. How're you gonna slash me, anyway, when you've used up all your energy to clean? I'm just gonna dodge.

... Lady. You are unhealthy. Take a break, or I'll rearrange your guts so you can't walk for a day. Yeah? You'll burn out like a dyin' star.

Lovin' the work's good.. Only workin's how you end up hatin' it, though. Silly gal, that maid.

Aaaaaand there she blows. Now there's a streak of white on the floor... or three. Don't judge her.

Halloween's neat. Usually some chump's hasslin' her for the outfit. But tonight, everyone's dressed up anyway. Blendin' in's never been easier!

Hard as a rock 'n' throbbin' ... Ugh, havin' hormones sucks.

[/] Yoshi needs to nerf Sinclaire and have Violet ended in the balance patch

New York City... 'n', somehow, everyone's bland... What's a Unicorn do to get stroked silly by feet in this place?! I ain't wastin' my wish on that!

Celeste's secret specialty: Throwin' glitter on your stuff when you're not lookin'!

Good to hear, good to hear. Some gals always just make big promises, and then never follow up with it. Real annoyin' stuff.

Gee, didn't even have to try all that hard for all this... All's it takes is a night out with some drinks and then find a cheap motel? You won't find her complainin', as long as you're footin' the bill!