Connor Grochowski

if you see me repost a reel, be a friend and tell a friend that I accidentally hit the damn button

either my IG algorithm was Absolutely Cooking for a brief moment in time, or I just satisfied the requisite training for my bot that carves out one’s ideal nook of the internet. #consecutivebangers

by far the best thing to come out of “aura” gaining social currency, is that I can now confidently spell “restaurant”

don’t need credit. or royalties. just a beer with Mr. Harrelson, please @Lionsgate youtu.be/-E3lMRx7HRQ?si=a_QH…

just learned that having an itchy foot can become quite the pickle if you’re of ticklish descent

someone convince me there’s a better song. seriously.

Toilets are the best trash cans

Hearing Mac on “Day Before” for the first time was a cool experience

Starting to miss Zoom. For a second there, I forgot that there are actual people simply not capable of keeping their ridiculously subpar joke to themselves in a 300 person lecture hall Look dude, I like Elon too. But that doesnt mean saying lame shit like "Colonize Mars" is funny

nobody gets more excited than your professor when a student asks a question that will be answered on the next slide

More famous individual?

Colt McCoy

Even though I haven’t played baseball in 5 years... A large portion of my brain is devoted to determining if a song would be a cold walk-up

I have more accidental screenshots of my home screen than actual pictures

Tuscan Leather is one of Drake's hardest songs ever. I mean... "Aye B, I got your CD, you get an E for eFFort"