Connor Harding

New funky little lizard story out today with @BarrenMagazine! Give it a read over on their website: barrenmagazine.com/king-of-t…

Emailed someone and they emailed me back which means I have to EMAIL THEM BACK.

I love you, weird little bowl-plate hybrid dish.

Staring at the novella that might have to become a novel when it was originally meant to be flash fiction:

The caffeine and the melatonin in my system meeting up at 2:00am

Looked at the clock after revising a single paragraph and a full hour had passed.

Going to my happy place (Grassy Ghibli Field, specifically)

Put it off until tomorrow but now tomorrow is TODAY.

After weeks of rigorous research, I have concluded that all men's shorts can be classified as either "Jurassic Park Tourist" or "I get full access to the fund at 25"

It's his.

Psychological horror writers when they retcon a protagonist's happy ending and replace it with a bad ending at the last minute (This has never been done before and everyone will love it):