One of the best athletes to ever come out of @NotreDame
The good news is I figured out how to make myself workout during the quarantine.
The bad news is now I have a daily alarm that says “you’re gonna get fat again pig 🐷 ”.
The strangest quarantine phenomenon has gotta be people posting elaborately posed nudes with captions like “We are one human race” and “Support your local bakery”.
Turned my kitchen into a greenscreen/podcast studio. So far the only people who are impressed or excited are my male friends in long term relationships.
Really excited about this new phase in my career. Thanks Corona!
Thanks to @shane_showbiz @JohnHickok45 and @realaaronweber for the help with this.
I like when bank robbers in movies yell “We only want the money!”, as if there was a small chance they’d burst in and be like “We wanna open a joint checking account!”.
There Will Be Corona. Heres a video I made about Comedy during the Corona virus. A questionable use of my time at best.
An important anthem in these trying times. I think Dusty said it best.
Groups of people are singing songs together and we wanted to do one too. We don’t know what they are doing so here’s some of Nashville’s comedians singing a song and we don’t know why we are singing it. @realaaronweber @Connor__Larsen @realbradsativa @brianbatescomic @tayslurp
Outtakes from the Corona Virus wave video I made the other day with @realaaronweber and @dustyslay
2 groups impacted by coronavirus not getting enough attention.
1. People cheating on their partners (hard to find an excuse to sneak out).
2. Cat Burglars/B&E Artists
(Everyone is home).
Discussed my sea creature days as a fat teen on this great podcast. Check it out.
If you heard this weeks episode with @Connor__Larsen then you know who this beast is...
Did a fun episode of @CasiosCut with @thecasiokid. We talked about the virtues of coconut oil, Spinola being angry and my destiny to get fat again. Give it a listen.
Current schedule:
#46 March 17 @Connor__Larsen
#47 March 24 @Mr_McStevie
#48 March 30 PO BOX special
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Had a good time writing and making this video with @realaaronweber and @dustyslay 👋
With the Coronavirus spreading around the world, the CDC and WHO has recommended that we no longer shake hands and has decided that waving is the new way to go.
Thanks @realaaronweber and @Connor__Larsen for your help with this. #coronavirus #coronapocolypse #CoronavirusOutbreak
The most upsetting thing I’ve seen all week.








