Ex-philosopher, ex-Tweeter. Email: [email protected]

Baltimore, MD
Joined March 2009
My new Tangent "Liberalism" is about how discussing politics online is immoral and bad. Also, why I'm such a lib, the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism, the Zionist entity IsNotReal, eternal 2016, punching left, THE TRUTH about why I allowed the nefarious warlord Killary "The Destroyer" into my domicile, and the reason I've decided to leave political commentary behind. Up now on Patreon.
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I thought Trump 2 was gonna be way worse. Every day now I wake up with a euphoric sense of relief
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Thank god for this man’s narcissism. Thank god he’s a vapid dandy running out the clock obsessing over trinkets and ballrooms.
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I want to help people interpret this tweet because many are struggling. When I say “worse than I thought” I’m proposing a counterfactual situation: what I expected Trump 2 to be. I was expecting Hitler. Trump 2 is very bad, but not Hitler bad. I therefore am massively relieved that it’s not Hitler bad. So, although it is bad, though millions have died (as expected), the situation is much less bad than my expectation of how bad it was going to be. The fact that my expectations of how bad it was going to be are worse than what it is, does not imply that what it is, is not bad. Merely that it is less bad than the counterfactual situation—that is, less bad than my expectations.
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there is nothing more relaxing than being a non-participant in the heterosexual drama
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Every night I fall asleep listening to ChatGPT analyze the previous night’s dreams. I insist we’re on the bleeding edge of occult hypnotherapy. I ask 20 questions a day about Saint Namtar and the Salt Ziggurat.
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No one is born into goth culture. It’s an affectation. All goths are posers. This is good. Artifice is good. The ones called posers are the ones not posing enough.
so this is the fakest shit ever right?
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"Mi esposa, she didn't like my glugglugglug
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You can only save one early Christian heresy from the righteous flames, which one are you choosing?
25%Arianism
28%Manichaeism
23%Nestorianism
24%Pelagianism
3,653 votes • Final results
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Well Your Honor, I was possessed by an archetype
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It would degrade Catherine
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this is just how all academic philosophers talk all the time
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Omg!!!! Sam Harris pondering: “Why can’t we eat babies? What’s wrong with eating babies? If we have extra babies around and nobody wants them, why can’t we eat them?” Sick demonic bastard from hell….
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The 2014 clip is from Harris's TYT interview with Cenk Uygur. He used 'why can't we eat babies?' as a philosophy seminar hypothetical to probe ethical foundations, noting it sounds insane out of context and makes him look bad. He was not advocating it. youtube.com/watch?v=WVl3BJ… youtube.com/watch?v=NTtMVs…
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I know baby eating is an upsetting topic for normies but try not to take it personally. Most of these people don’t even eat meat because they thought about it too much
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Gould groomed me into the Bach cult when I was a teen, and I’m grateful for that, but with age and musical experience I increasingly listen to his choices and think, What the hell is he doing?
Glenn Gould 25 September 1932 – 4 October 1982 Bach's Goldberg Variations in 1981
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I’ll always love this video though, and continue to interrupt my own practicing to walk over to the window in a bathrobe and start scatting like a lunatic
Happy birthday to Glenn Gould, born on this day in 1932!
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A Love Supreme, Pt. II – Resolution is surprisingly meowable
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consumerism has ruined shopping
It’s actually criminal how many of these are gone. Amazon and private equity killed so much of American life.
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This video is AI generated. The Sears logo shown was intreoduced in 2004, not 1996. In 1996, Sears was spelled in all caps. The date overlay misspells the month DEC as DIC. logos.fandom.com/wiki/Sears
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Ethical values must be moderated by social values such as being chill, and knowing how to hang. Morality is an aggressive impulse, if unchecked it will rip a community apart.
everyone in this article is just beyond insane. one of the greatest articles ever
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Nooo if you post these out of context climaxes you’ll attract the jazz haters Haaaank
John Coltrane performing “My Favorite Things” with McCoy Tyner on piano, Jimmy Garrison on bass and Elvin Jones on drums live in Belgium, 1965.
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You need to listen to the whole thing on Vicodin after getting your wisdom teeth removed at 17 like I did
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