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he/him, @AmericanU, abolish+prosecute ICE, #LGM, #RaiseHail, #ForTheDistrict, views my own

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Ok with this tweet blowing up i feel an obligation to make my own version of this map. Not perfect ik and i understand that nothing is nearly this black and white
Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸@ContrainerOct 27
Im an oppressed third worlder from Seoul. Every day I toil at my job as a Samsung executive knowing that the fruits of my labor are going to the Botswanans
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Forgot to eat breakfast #greatstart
Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸@Contrainer20h
Substitute teaching for the first time tomorrow, wish me luck!
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Thank you WAWA #WeAreWawa #ConvenienceNation #DeathToSheetz
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Thank you @CooperPratt4
Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸@Contrainer18h
Uhh terrible timing for an extra inning World Series game? I have to be up at like 6:15. Wrap it up guys @Brewers @RaysBaseball
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This works too. Thank you @_WilliamsonBen
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Lots of pro-Crowley ads on Brewers radio btw. Haven't heard a single anti-Crowley or pro-Tiffany ad
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Uhh terrible timing for an extra inning World Series game? I have to be up at like 6:15. Wrap it up guys @Brewers @RaysBaseball
Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸@Contrainer20h
Substitute teaching for the first time tomorrow, wish me luck!
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im probably taking a PE position, do i pull up in the Jim Teacher fit
Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸@Contrainer20h
Substitute teaching for the first time tomorrow, wish me luck!
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Substitute teaching for the first time tomorrow, wish me luck!
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
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@BaseballWRLD_Oct 27
The World Series has to have a sponsor The 1st pitch has to have a sponsor The Roberto Clemente Award has to have a sponsor We are going to have Jackie Robinson day sponsored by K***** next year at this rate. We’re in hell
Min Sub (Mitchell)
@MinSub4Oct 27
"The Polymarket first pitch" 😐
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Mass hysteria in the comments, there's not even any indication in the cartoon of which party this is for
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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Whenever I see a map that's like "Wow this is what you get if you extrapolate this poll/result to the national generic ballot" and it has like 250+ D seats I get disappointed if NJ-2 is still red
Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸@ContrainerOct 27
Need Van Drew to lose so bad
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Then again I feel like I'm discounting how crazy winning 11/12 seats in 2018 was
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Need Van Drew to lose so bad
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Krillion #104 🦐 355 🦑🦑🐟🐟🦑🏮🐟 #consistency
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Im an oppressed third worlder from Seoul. Every day I toil at my job as a Samsung executive knowing that the fruits of my labor are going to the Botswanans
Padvosas strongest soldier ☭🇷🇺🇺🇦🇵🇱🇰🇵🇪🇺☭⃠@KarMeiMeiFanOct 24
My Personal take
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Just remembered I had a picture of David Peterson on my wall last spring. Kinda embarrassing
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After toiling with the Rox for 15 years Antonio Senzatela will be a world series champion 🥹
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