Hi, it’s me, Coomer… the degenerate spinoff of the OG meme Wojak. In my spare time I like to goon, trade crypto, drink, eat… and goon some more. Saturday afternoon, I’d just finished gooning to my favourite OF girl and had £50 spare, so I decided to look for a hidden gem. While scanning, I noticed $STOCKER trending alongside 8 Stocker-launched tokens in the top 10, with the other being $WOJAK 👀 PING!!! I had an idea… What if Coomer had his own coin? But why PVP my closet meme relative, Wojak? I couldn’t do it. Then I spotted something on @Stockereum - you can pair your LP with basically anything, and $WOJAK was one of the options. So here we are: $COOMER / $WOJAK Join me as I goon my way through the charts while supporting a real OG memecoin. #COOMER #WOJAK #STOCKER $COOMER - 0xcc48aba8c088bc4c7aa0d52a41258ad04f85071a

3 days until Halloween… then I face my nemesis… NNN aka No Nut November. ❌💦 #COOMER #NNN #Halloween2026

Tried @GeminiApp Pro edition for our Coomer memes. Let’s just say it didn’t cook… 🤪 We’re back with the one that actually gets it - @grok Sorry for the temporary betrayal @elonmusk, it won’t happen again 😅 (I wasn’t trying to bum the tiger, I wanted to wrestle it…)

Gm ☕️💪💦

People hear “coomer” and instantly picture some filthy, depraved porn addict. Nah. It’s not like that. It’s a lifestyle. To love yourself, you gotta love yourself… literally. Keep cooming 💦

It’s time again…

When it’s been a busy day and you didn’t have time to goon… #COOMER #GOONER #WOJAK #NNN

Gm 💪💦☕️👀

No, no… that’s Wojak… it works different with me 😅😅💦

Holiday destination misinterpretation and masturbation… 💦 #COOMER

Gramps is getting a few cheeky ones in before NNN 💪💦🫣 #COOMER

It’s a tough crowd… #COOMER #WOJAK

Gm I’d like you to meet my girlfriend, Palmela Handerson…