Atomic Squirrel, JD, DD πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βš–οΈ (@Correspondguy) header
Atomic Squirrel, JD, DD πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βš–οΈ (@Correspondguy) profile picture

Father, lawyer, squirrel enthusiast. UFCW Local 1473. Cat dad, Quizmaster, admirer of science. High Priest of Squirrels. 24 years sober. he/him. MU Law 2007

Joined September 2009
Photo by Atomic Squirrel, JD, DD πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βš–οΈ (@Correspondguy)Photo by Atomic Squirrel, JD, DD πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βš–οΈ (@Correspondguy)Photo by Atomic Squirrel, JD, DD πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βš–οΈ (@Correspondguy)Photo by Atomic Squirrel, JD, DD πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βš–οΈ (@Correspondguy)Photo by Atomic Squirrel, JD, DD πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βš–οΈ (@Correspondguy)Photo by Atomic Squirrel, JD, DD πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βš–οΈ (@Correspondguy)Photo by Atomic Squirrel, JD, DD πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βš–οΈ (@Correspondguy)Photo by Atomic Squirrel, JD, DD πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βš–οΈ (@Correspondguy)Photo by Atomic Squirrel, JD, DD πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βš–οΈ (@Correspondguy)Photo by Atomic Squirrel, JD, DD πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦βš–οΈ (@Correspondguy)
The 14th Amendment protects everyone; any rule, any law, any regulation, any policy, that gives one set of people rights other people don’t have is inherently unjust, unconstitutional, and fundamentally at odds at what America should aspire to be.
19
24
4
132
12,508
I give people I disagree with a lot of leeway. Because I know that if I can get them to change their mind, or at least change how they think about my side, that has a lot more impact. Of course, I run out of patience a lot. But it’s nice when it happens.
37
The day I stop calling it Twitter is the day when, well, that day will never come.
4
6
1
38
325
I have often said that not knowin' stuff is fine. We all start off ignorant, after all. Refusin' to learn stuff when people are trying to make you less ignorant, on the other hand, is just dumb. I have a long story about one of the dumbest people I have ever met.
5
147
Stephen Miller is what happens if you leave cabbage soup out too long.
Stephen Miller is the unexpected splashback from a porta-potty. Keep it going, folks. πŸ‘‡
1
39
Stephen Miller is the guy who eats all the red starburst.
Stephen Miller a bug that flys into your mouth.
1
2
90
Stephen Miller is what happens when you leave for a two-week vacation with leftover sushi in your fridge.
Stephen Miller is the mix of sweat and hair dye dripping down Rudy Giuliani's face in a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
1
50
This account was 900 on Friday. It's now at 2.3K. (Yes, I pay way too much attention) I'm blown away by that. Many of you want a follow back, and I don't blame you. If you do, and I haven't, keep in mind I'm tryin' baby, I'm tryin'. And welcome. I'll try to be amusin'.
2
4
1
34
441
Example: I expressed my support for Sec. Buttigieg. And I got a MAGA person who 1) Started off her statement with an insult, and 2) claimed he was incompetent. Look, I'm pretty generous, but I do not believe there are a lot of people who care who the Sec. of Transportation is.
1
9
368
While I'm at it...what is the overriding, most common characteristic of the Trump Administration and MAGA in general? It's that they're not competent, careful, or smart. Because those characteristics aren't valued in their circles. They act without thinking. And that can
2
1
18
450
work sometimes. Cats can scare off things much more dangerous than they are because many cats don't give a fuck. They go straight after whatever it is, convinced that even if they go down, they'll go down attacking. Mobsters are often scary not because they're tough and violent
1
7
95
but because they go from just chill to ultra-violent faster than you can get ready. But here's the problem. If that rush fails, if you know they're going to do that, you plan for it. And suddenly, the sudden attack is just so many eggs against a wall.
1
6
59
During the Civil War, Union generals tasked with dealing with Robert E. Lee followed a pattern. Lee would do something surprising, the Union would take casualties, and then retreat to a safe place, nervous about what this daring commander would do (what he was doing
1
2
89
do. And Grant said "β€œOh, I am heartily tired of hearing about what Lee is going to do. Some of you always seem to think he is suddenly going to turn a double somersault, and land in our rear and on both of our flanks at the same time.
1
2
20
Go back to your command, and try to think what we are going to do ourselves, instead of what Lee is going to do." I think we're currently in an analogous situation.
2
17
Stephen Miller is Scrappy Doo.
Stephen miller is whatever makes dogs do this.
1
6
133
Stephen Miller is a paper cut you didn't know you had until you squeeze a lemon.
Stephen Miller a big that flys into your mouth.
There's a new version of this post
1
1
6
76
Unreliable evidence is not no evidence. If you don't accept a source as reliable, that's fine. But stop saying "no evidence." The explanation of the evidence is what matters, and any explanation that can deal with all the evidence is better than an explanation that can't.
1
5
167
You will never find someone more committed to due process than I. A person is presumed innocent when their trial begins. However, once they are convicted, they are guilty as a matter of law. I don't give a rat's ass if you don't think the witness was credible.
1
3
9
232
Okay, NOW I'm out of follow backs. I will get as many of you as I can tomorrow. Y'all have taken this account from around 900 to 2,000, and I could not be more flattered. Please, everyone, welcome.
2
22
394