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Joined August 2009
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Congrats, this is the dumbest take in golf history.
Opinion: It's time we start criticising Scottie Scheffler for his aversion to leaving America. He's letting the global game down. Read more: golfmonthly.com/features/itsโ€ฆ
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Dave ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
Pass the save America Act! Only Americans vote in America!
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After concussions in rugby and a lack of enjoyment in cricket, Ryan Fox found his competitive spirit in golf. He discovered a natural talent, quickly going from an amateur to scratch golfer and entering his first tournament in 2005. Now, he's won the Open Championship.
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Ryan Fox traded rugby concussions and a dislike for law for the golf course. He found his competitive edge, mastering the game quickly and discovering a passion for tournament play. A lineage of athletes no doubt helped him follow his dreams.
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MOMENTS AGO: Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA)has officially resigned from Congress โ€” his resignation was just formally read on the House floor. โ€œI am deeply sorry to my family, staff, and constituents for mistakes in judgment I've made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegation made against me. However, I must take responsibility and ownership for the mistakes I did make. I am aware of efforts to bring an immediate expulsion vote against me and other members. Expelling anyone in Congress without due process, within days of an allegation being made, is wrong. But it's also wrong for my constituents to have me distracted from my duties. Therefore, I plan to resign my seat in Congress effective at 2 PM EST on April 14th, 2026. I will work with my staff in the coming days to ensure they are able, in my absence, to serve the needs of the good people of the 14th congressional district. Signed sincerely, Eric Swalwell.โ€
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I donโ€™t understand how college football works
โ€œDid you have class yesterday?โ€ โ€œI graduated two years agoโ€ฆ no classโ€ - Carson Beck College Football is dead teapawt.org/Fatslob1123/status/201โ€ฆ
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The lack of perspective to simply try and get a laugh about someoneโ€™s brain disease and chemistry. Dude is Bipolar, an alcoholic, and drug addict. The folks on @NFLLive and their constant perpetuating of the stigma around mental illness and substance use disorder is baffling!
This would be extremely funny solely bc he looks like if Johnny Manziel listened to his better angels
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I can only assume CJ Stroud is playing despite having a bad case of the flu. Otherwise, he wins this game easily.
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Replying to @mazemoore
Wow. CNN sucks.
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They didnโ€™t.
Why did 81 MILLION Americans vote for this RETARD?
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Welp. Arch Manning ainโ€™t hot stuff. At the moment, he looks to be back in college football next season to have any chance to be drafted into the NFL.
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So far, Arch Manning looks like heโ€™s worth about a buck fifty.
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Happy 80th Birthday, Debbie Harry ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ
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When someone says, โ€œLetโ€™s do tequila shots!โ€ thatโ€™s your signal to excuse yourself for the restroom and leave via the back door.
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