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NurseBrianRN@rn_murse12h

been getting into bdsm lately: big ducks, such as mallards

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriarty9h

Shut up community notes ffs cheese is absolutely on par with hard drugs and we all know it.

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriarty14h

Choose your new nickname

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Count Jim Moriarty retweeted

@DrNeilStoneNov 6

If I told you an apple has formaldehyde in it, would you still eat it?

Dr. Dennis Walker

@drdenwalkerNov 6

If I told you that the f!u sh0t contains “embalming fluid” (F0rmaldehyde) in it, would you still r0ll up your sleeve?

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriarty22h

🧠 Quiz of the Day - Nov 7 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 🟩 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ Score: 7/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriarty22h

This is something different

@DX_AlphafgNov 5

CHAT TO US NICELY

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriarty22h

This is also not a word. Wordle 1,967 4/6 🟩🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriartyNov 6

This gets me. It's the dog's walk. It's their favourite part of the day. It's their Netflix. Let them sniff whatever they want. Most humans shouldn't have pets.

Dr Chris Kirk@ChrisKirk_ASPNov 6

Stop yanking your dog’s neck if they stop to sniff something on *their* walk! It’s likely one of the very few points of their day when they get new stimulation - let them have 5 seconds of your precious, precious time to sniff something without having their head pulled off.

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriartyNov 6

This is cool. Read the comments.

@LongFormMathNov 6

My friend sent me this great problem: A random card is drawn from a deck, which you will try to guess. But first, you can ask 1 yes/no question. Is it better to ask if the card is red or if the card is the ace of spades?

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriartyNov 6

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriartyNov 6

Apparently this is a word. Never heard of it. Wordle 1,966 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriartyNov 6

Quiz of the Day has a new website. They've left out the function where you can share your results. Frustrating. 9/10 today and probably not the only one as Q straightforward. Q3 played into my hands as it would anyone from Leicester.

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriartyNov 5

Oh no!

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriartyNov 5

Nice bit of Modern Toss

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriartyNov 5

Wordle 1,965 3/6 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriartyNov 5

Hmmm 🧠 Quiz of the Day - Nov 5 ⬜ ⬜ 🟩 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ 🟩 🟩 ⬜ Score: 4/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriartyNov 4

Good heavens. @Just_Gill1

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British Comedy Guide@BritishComedyNov 4

Kevin Eldon is often said to be in "everything". But which show hasn't be appeared in? The British Comedy Quiz: comedy.co.uk/quiz/433/

Quiz 433 - British Comedy Quiz - British Comedy Guide

Quiz 433 - British Comedy Quiz - British Comedy Guide

We start with a couple of questions about live shows, before moving on to podcasts, TV, films and more.

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@equine__dentistNov 4

i bet it feels good as hell to be a gator floating aimlessly through your enclosure

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@equine__dentistNov 4

*sniffs you curiously with my weird flexible proboscis*

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Count Jim Moriarty@CountMoriartyNov 4

A beautiful Daily Mash image

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