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A chill guy with a stubborn desire to live life on his own terms. Here for commentary, laughter and banter. Udo!✌🏾 #Arsenal

on a yellow brick road
Joined March 2014
Even Chimamanda knows that most of you practice Bitterleafism not Feminism 😌
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Well, safe to say my Gyokeres meter is full for the next two weeks. Arteta can start Havertz this weekend if he wants.
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This angle of Viktor Gyokeres goal is insane 😳😳😳
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Someone really told you guys that Gyokeres couldn't score goals and you believed them? The same Gyokeres that scored a hatrick against Pep's Mancity??? Bruh...
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Never bought it, pundits just used that as every topic because it brought attention to their videos and dumb Arsenal fans believed it. Look at the number when he wasn't even getting good service. He was still the best performing new signing in the premier league last season.
Viktor Gyökeres stats last season. How did we even buy the idea that he flopped?
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Mikel Merino’s Instastories. Tagged Viktor Gyökeres and said “Found you!” This means a lot to me hermano 🥹❤️
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You've been losing to no names all season. Your last game had a late win against Roma and y'all celebrated like it was the champions league final. Have some same.
Viktor Gyokeres only get's game time when Arsenal plays teams with no name's 😅
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Gyökeres vs Prague (A) That hold up play has improved a lot.
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Viktor Gyokeres is now a creator and a bagsman fuckkkkk! I fucking love him bruh 😭❤️
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First, they said Gyökeres couldn’t link up play. He locked in and showed them he could do it. Then they said he couldn’t hold up the ball. He locked in and showed them his hold-up play is elite.Then they said he couldn’t create or assist. He showed them he could do that too. Now I’m genuinely curious what new agenda they’ll manufacture next before finally admitting that Viktor Gyökeres is WORLD CLASS.
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Arsenal 26/27 G/A leaderboard after 16 games: 6 G/A, 1169 min — Declan Rice 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 5 G/A, 587 min — Viktor Gyökeres 🇸🇪 5 G/A, 736 min — Bukayo Saka 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 5 G/A, 948 min — Kai Havertz 🇩🇪 5 G/A, 1094 min — Martin Ødegaard 🇳🇴 4 G/A, 605 min — Christos Tzolis 🇬🇷 4 G/A, 735 min — Noni Madueke 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 4 G/A, 852 min — Riccardo Calafiori 🇮🇹 3 G/A, 609 min — Eberechi Eze 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 3 G/A, 841 min — Ben White 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Just one day. Y’all will say the truth about Viktor Gyökeres. Countless times I’ve seen this player give more final passes than our so called creative midfielders but all he gets is hate from the fan base.
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Most players would put it at the near post, which would get blocked by the defender. Only an experienced striker would know that the best place to put it would be the other edge of the post, and have the skill to pull it off. Feed Gyokeres more!!!
THAT ANGLE. 🤯🇸🇪 🎞️ @sivvep
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Ngl, Noni is growing on me. He just needs to get his dribbling under better control and he'll fly.
Taking his chance 😮‍💨
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Taking his chance 😮‍💨
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What the opponent team will see if Arteta ever decides to play Saliba, Gabriel and Konsa in one match.
William Saliba is BACK 💥
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Job done in Prague 💪
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It was made to be a responsibility for the man when men were the only members of society who could earn a living. Now things have changed, women out-earn men. You guys just want to maintain the same standards men been held to for ages, but keep improving the standards for women.
Men, listen to me. Get mad if you want, but providing for your wife and children is your responsibility. It doesn’t change just because your wife has money of her own. 😂
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I don't know how God does it for me, but every woman I've been involved with have been initiators. Na why I no fit relate to most of the crap you people here experience from women. If you like don't find an initiator, keep looking for do me I do you.
Until you clock this as a man, you'd keep having issues with your relationships. Even when you meet the sweetest women, you'd push them away because you don't understand them. Pour into her and see if she'd not reciprocate. Women are not givers; they are reciprocators. A woman can give even more than you as the man, but you MUST first initiate it. You must first show her that you're kind and compassionate. You don't start a relationship where you haven't given to her but you expect her to give to you. It doesn't work that way with women. The command is for the man to love his woman and your love for her will cause her to submit. This doesn't mean that all women submit. Some women are leeches that even when you give and give and give, they'd never reciprocate. That's why you must know when to exit. If she's not reciprocating or showing efforts, you need to take a bow out. Women are not givers; they are reciprocators. Above all, love God.
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This man thinks reciprocation is her wearing the dress he bought and her showing up to a date he's paying for😂
I learnt this at some point in my relationship and It helped me a lot men.... I love seeing her in hot dresses, and when I see anyone I like on IG, I usually tell her I wanna see her in it and then I send her cash for it, end of the day, she wears it and we both happy. Same goes for dinners, I set up a schedule for our dates, no matter how life gets, we have time to spend with each other. And the list goes on, realising that women reciprocate energy has really given me a peaceful relationship in life, long may it continue 🙏🏿
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So you're saying women have no autonomy/agency and should be led by men? Isn't that misogyny?
Women are reciprocators. Not initiators. You lead; she follows. You put in effort; she returns it. You make her feel good; she mirrors it. That's the only way it works.
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