Cown Agent

This week on Avalore (budget edition): Our queen is having a bday so it’s up to us (the community) to deliver the news and end most of these sentences with exclamation marks! 1. The French launched @Cownagent giving the @ferdyfrens NFTs both brains and jobs! Is this the greatest innovation the nft space has ever seen in quantum resistant fish technology? Shout out @Team1FR 🇫🇷🥖🍷🍟 2. Beyond banger memes, @ferdybet has shipped war, baccarat, slide, blitz, crossing, hi low, tower, as well as weekly and monthly bonus airdrops! Cracked dev indeed. 🐟 3. Wrath launched so many games for Halloween on @TheGrottoL1, and Thanksgiving is coming soon so gobble gobble! 👻🦃🇹🇷 4. Completely separate entities Binance and founder CZ who totally doesn’t work there anymore subpoenas Avax keynote speaker Kevin O’Leary. Kevin aka Mr Wonderful is also known for his roles in niche projects like Shark Tank and Marty Supreme. 👀 5. Avax CBO John Nahas eludes to big things coming soon for Avax with a bullish “stay tuned!” in response to Solana launching their own trading platform. HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS 🧢👒🎩🪖🤠💂 6. Anticipation for @makooor launch builds as popular meme content like malfoid continue to go viral. The community is cooking, operating at levels of degeneracy previously unseen! As I contemplate the latest happenings on Avax, I think of Smitty’s project Lorescore and can’t help but wonder if it’s just a way for ol smitler to flex on all of us for not being as OG as he is. Check it out! Happy with this Avalore update? Have something to report? Got scoop on some juicy Avax drama and want to break out the popcorn? General hate? Pls dm @0xSmitty 🍆