Colton Cranmore (@CranmoreColton) header
Colton Cranmore (@CranmoreColton) profile picture

Established 1996 | By far the worst opinions on NASCAR Twitter | Blaney Fan | Co host of @FanFuelMSM podcast | Opinions are my own

Wyoming, USA
Joined March 2015
Photo by Colton Cranmore (@CranmoreColton)Photo by Colton Cranmore (@CranmoreColton)Photo by Colton Cranmore (@CranmoreColton)Photo by Colton Cranmore (@CranmoreColton)Photo by Colton Cranmore (@CranmoreColton)Photo by Colton Cranmore (@CranmoreColton)Photo by Colton Cranmore (@CranmoreColton)Photo by Colton Cranmore (@CranmoreColton)
Colton Cranmore retweeted
Praying to the tech gods right now.
249
578
200
3,415
Colton Cranmore retweeted
Hell, I don’t even know anymore.
244
302
62
3,166
362,450
Colton Cranmore retweeted
Replying to @jeff_gluck
Ngl Jeff, the entire front 4-5 being Chevys and not a single one blocking the 5 is a bad look, especially when they're on record saying they need to do whatever it takes to help Larson. That's the kinda thing that kills NASCAR's integrity
12
3
195
5,786
Colton Cranmore retweeted
But if you save fuel, the two minutes you give up over the first stage by running 160 mph will save five seconds on your next pit stop
7
82
6
919
20,149
Wrecks that would have been fatal 25 years ago: that one.
3
86
Colton Cranmore retweeted
Replying to @MattWeaverRA
Fix the car? Nah. Change everything else to accommodate the car? Absolutely.
2
52
1,999
Larson was about to punt Gilliland into the fucking concession stand
4
113
Gen 8 car coming when?
4
155
Cup veterans are signing to the truck series again?? WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
3
82
You can’t be cheering for Carson to get paid back in cup while chastising Sawalich for taking out Corey Day. Day has been a weapon 3/4 of the year, William is standing up for himself and the field
2
183
Hey @firstcitizens, add me to the queue of thousands of people closing their account with you today. Fuckers locked me out of my own money over a long weekend and offered no assistance over the phone because apparently even you guys couldn’t tell me if my money was gone. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
3
4
368
And to be completely honest, I STILL don’t know if my money is gone or not. Online accounts showing zero. If yall cost me $10k worth of savings….man oh man….
1
34
Colton Cranmore retweeted
Cody Ware leading laps when everyone else is quarter throttle is like counting prostitutes in your body count
10
38
1
800
21,500
Colton Cranmore retweeted
Suspend @StenhouseJr cuz what the fuck was that he literally just right rear hooks @Blaney for no reason????
12
7
1
127
6,141
Colton Cranmore retweeted
Days of Thunder 2 is gonna be sick when they ride around saving fuel at Daytona.
139
477
47
6,695
222,171
Kurt Busch won the Daytona 500 without a rear view mirror
Denny Hamlin's rearview camera is showing a black screen. "I don't know how I can f*cking race like that"
7
701
Would have been a really cool race at the end if these cars could pass each other.
1
5
116
Colton Cranmore retweeted
The dreaded wreck right before a stage break resulting in 20 minutes of dead air and we’re still having the debate about race lengths.
13
71
2
1,014
16,786
I’ll say this every week until it fucking stops
7pm start time on a Sunday night is fucking criminal
4
1
25
2,690