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South Jersey
Joined March 2009
Something keeps ripping open my dogs poop bags outside and literally eating her shit. It's a possum 😭😭😭
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Don’t speak on what you don’t know
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They really started using all of our childhood music in commercials... We're cooked.
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Not my mother tryna argue with me about turning the clocks back tonight. It's NEXT week! She's convinced it's tonight. Raising parents is HARD πŸ€¦πŸΏβ€β™€οΈ
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Lawd she said my Dad already went through the house and changed the clocks. Now he's gotta go change them back πŸ€¦πŸΏβ€β™€οΈ
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Hi. I'm fruits.
eat some fruits after smoking your blunts.
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You can't bread crumb a woman that feeds herself.
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WATCH: Migrant Uber Eats delivery workers in France are using multiple phones to reject low-paying orders, forcing the app’s algorithm to raise delivery offers to €15 or more.
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Winter Park, Florida police were called by parents to escort this 3-year-old boy at a youth soccer game for not passing the ball.
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One thing about my dog, she's gonna wanna play 😭
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