@CreativeTweets

Dear Most of Twitter: I don't have time for your shit.

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Joined March 2009
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Replying to @MerriamWebster
If you're bothered by singular "their" Of this you might not be aware: One "you" should be "thou" (But to talk that way now Makes one sound like an old-fashioned square)
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Israel Elects
@israel_elects8h
Updated exit poll dashboard. Four of six pollsters have revised their projections upward for both Netanyahu's bloc and the Arab parties.
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Even the deepfakers wouldn't have thought of this level of bizarreness.
FactPost
@factpostnews12h
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Jeff Mac@Mac_The_Jazz11h
Replying to @Acyn
Trump hitting the campaign trail is the best thing to happen to democrats all year.
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The Arab parties are looking more and more like they're in the position of Singh's NDP in Justin Trudeau's last Liberal minority government.
Israel Elects
@israel_elects12h
Updated Rosner/Chan13 Exit Poll 🔴Opposition Bloc: 52 (-1) 🔵Netanyahu Bloc: 50 🟢Arab Parties: 18 (+1) Hung Knesset
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Israel Elects
@israel_elects11h
Summary of the Updated Exit Polls
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Hoping to be re-installed by American force?
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He doesn't understand the very different dynamic of Canadian politics. Carney works well with Conservative Premiers. And the PQ formed a minority government in Québec that may not outlast Trump's presidency.
Josh Wingrove
@josh_wingrove17h
Trump has Canada on the mind this morning:
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Doug Saunders@DougSaunders20h
Amazing. Hungarian TV also did this after Orban was gone: went off the air, came back on, admitted they’d been telling the regime’s lies for a decade and a half. Will we see CBS do something similar in 2029? Will this platform someday have to do this?
Alex Taylor
@AlexTaylorNews22h
This is quite something ! Serbian RTV channel starts yesterday's bulletin by apologizing to viewers👇 "For years, we failed to fulfill our duty. We kept silent, turned a blind eye, reported events one-sidedly and failed to ask necessary questions. We owe our viewers an apology”
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Alex Taylor
@AlexTaylorNews22h
This is quite something ! Serbian RTV channel starts yesterday's bulletin by apologizing to viewers👇 "For years, we failed to fulfill our duty. We kept silent, turned a blind eye, reported events one-sidedly and failed to ask necessary questions. We owe our viewers an apology”
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Tyler Meredith
@tylermeredithOct 27
Tobi had 1 vote. #cdnpoli
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Not the result I had hoped for, but the result I expected. Jeff and Neil seem to have split any chance to unseat Mark.
CTV Ottawa@ctvottawaOct 27
BREAKING: CTV News declares Mark Sutcliffe re-elected mayor of Ottawa. ctvnews.ca/ottawa/article/ma…

Mark Sutcliffe re-elected mayor of Ottawa

Ottawa voters have given Mark Sutcliffe another four-year term as mayor of Canada’s capital.

ctvnews.ca
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NARRATOR: He did not actually shove that ballroom up his fat ass.
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Mark Carney
@MarkJCarneyOct 26
Canada, the provinces and territories, and First Nations leaders are working in partnership to ensure that First Nations not only have the opportunity to build their community and country stronger, but to share in the wealth we create together. Today, we built on the progress we’ve made and raised our ambitions to build bigger and better, together. pm.gc.ca/en/news/news-releas…

Prime Minister Carney convenes First Nations leadership and First Ministers for the first time in...

Today, Prime Minister Mark Carney convened a meeting between First Nations leadership and First Ministers to advance shared priorities and build a stronger, fairer Canada. This was the first meeting...

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Things are going to get violent at the US midterms, as countless MAGA morons harass certain voters at the polls in hopes of getting a bounty.
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpOct 26
Trump: Anybody reporting Voter Fraud in the past Elections, or the upcoming 2026 Midterm Election, will be paid $1,000,000 upon the arrest and conviction of those that created the Fraud!
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Brian Platt@btaplattOct 26
Mark Carney, when asked just now what has changed in US trade talks over past week: "To the extent any progress has been made, it's because the US is coming closer to our position."
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Sam Biddle@samfbiddleOct 26
We talk a lot about industrial productivity but I think one of the greatest boons AI has provided is to people who just don't want to deal with the most basic of adult obligations (learning in college, parenting, listening, communicating with other adults, etc)
Keith Edwards
@keithedwardsOct 25
this is so bleak
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Hey, at least Dallas Brodie's banana nut bar party was shut out in BC. globalnews.ca/news/12112175/…
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Haaretz.com
@haaretzcomOct 23
Israel Elections 2026 • Last polls before election put Eisenkot ahead of Netanyahu as both lack majority haaretz.com/israel-news/elec…

Last polls before election put Eisenkot ahead of Netanyahu as both lack majority

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haaretz.com
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Dave Troy
@davetroyOct 25
From two years ago.
Dave Troy
@davetroy25 Oct 2024
Pro tip: nationalize Starlink before Putin does.
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