Michigan, USA
Joined March 2013
National Tight Ends Day isn't even a real holiday. the NFL adapted it from a pagan fullback festival held each year at the time of the fall equinox
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THE FBI NEEDS TO INVESTIGATE MADISON BEER’S BOX FOR DRAINING HERBERT’S FOOTBALL POWERS LIKE IT IS SPACE JAM
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Jerry Jones looks more and more like Palpatine every time I see a video of him
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Waking up to pee will ruin tf outta some good sleep. I see why kids piss in the bed.
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midwest sober (only get black out drunk 2-3 times per week)
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Cranking hog or hogly cranking
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Shorts with a long sleeve shirt is a top 2 clothing combo and it’s not 2. #ballknower
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Kyle retweeted
Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off
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Isaiah Stewart RAN from the bench to CHASE BRIDGES 😭😭
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Kyle retweeted
What’s wrong babe? You don’t seem excited for another work week where 40% of your hard earned money is given to the evil global elites
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Tim Dillon is all of us rn
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she let me hit because she has let me hit for generations in an infinite number of past lives in the karmic cycle. sometimes as four horned antelopes, as a speck of pollen on a bluebell flower, or even as algae surrounding hydrothermal vents on the deep sea floor
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I was right in the middle of a fucking a reptile zoo & someone was giving booze to these godamn things! It won’t be long now, before they tear us to shreds
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I was going to stay sober but fuck man
234 years ago today, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart passed away.
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Anti-working class article. Take a shit on the clock.
How to make yourself poop regularly in the morning before going to work trib.al/QKTvRWy
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Can’t believe how strange it is to be anything at all
Kyle retweeted
#1 Michigan State Hockey wins back to back games vs #3 Penn State Now #22 Michigan State Basketball hosts #14 Arkansas at the Breslin tonight
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