@Crete_Keeper

Half man, half beast, all Chiefs fan. Legendary bull tackling the NFL one tweet at a time. Where Arrowhead meets Labyrinth. šŸˆšŸ‚ #ChiefsKingdom #MinotaurMirth

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Joined April 2023
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Replying to @LanceTHESPOKEN @TheHerd @jasonrmcintyre
Dude is garbage. I liked him better on Fantasy Island.
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Brad@color_me_braddOct 26
This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.
SportsCenter
@SportsCenterOct 25
Jahmyr Gibbs after the Packers jumped on 3rd & 5 šŸ˜‚ (šŸ“ŗ FOX)
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Where the ones calling him the GOAT and a HOFer? šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø
Josh Dubow
@JoshDubowAPOct 26
Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.
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Mike Damone
@damone_mikeOct 25
Tom Brady @TomBrady crying about roughing the QB is peak irony. Cā€™mon bro.
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KC Red or Dead
@SeaSkyOutdoors20h
Iā€™d be in prison
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GhettoGronk
@ghetto_gronkOct 26
Chiefs: "We need you to make this kick, it's only 45 yards" Harrison Butker:
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Did not have an ass whoopin on my bingo card. Full moon game.
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Okay this is funny. Damn it
GhettoGronk
@ghetto_gronkOct 26
Mahomes threw a pick and Cris Collinsworth went completely silent šŸ˜­
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Oh George. Thatā€™s not it.
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PLEAZE PLEAZE PLEAZE
TMZ
@TMZOct 25
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-minā€¦

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

tmz.com
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This ref has Fire Marshal Bill lips
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The iron lung. šŸ˜‚
RiOT Comedy@RiOTcomedyOct 25
NFL Sunday Service The NFC Least Sucks šŸ˜‚
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The only JS tweet Iā€™ve enjoyed
Daisy āœæ@daisysbareOct 25
Truly canā€™t believe that loving Taylor Swiftā€™s music has lead me to wanted to know what the hell is going on with Josh Simmons
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Barry
@BarryOnHereOct 25
Still the best juke I've ever seen.
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History
chuck bassā€™s cousin@pedri69420Oct 25
RECORD WATCH šŸšØšŸ‘€ Panthers WR Jalen Coker could become the NFLā€™s all-time leader in receiving yards TODAY vs. the Buccaneers. He only needs 21,704 yards this week to break Jerry Riceā€™s career record (22,895). Can he pull it off??
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Ryan D Leaf@RyanDLeafOct 25
Replying to @_Davvex
Exactly. He hasnā€™t come close to accomplishing any of the things Leaf has. Good point.
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Cornerbacks after the QB overthrows their Receiver
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Does not know ball
D. FerrelšŸ’£
@dferrel15Oct 24
All four teams have 3 Super Bowls. Which franchiseā€™s history is the worst?
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Wrong again, nerds. Itā€™s not ā€œToe the Lineā€, itā€™s ā€œHold the Lineā€
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterOct 23
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -Itā€™s ā€˜sleight of handā€™ -Itā€™s ā€˜bated breathā€™ -Itā€™s ā€˜lo and beholdā€™ -It's 'buck naked' -Itā€™s ā€˜brass tacksā€™ -Itā€™s ā€˜free reinā€™ -Itā€™s ā€˜toe the line'
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My wife: Honey, are the Chiefs going to trade for a WR? Me: If Chiefs was gone make a move i believe theyā€™d been did it
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The snake sent this guy to another universe
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